what's this
gregariousMaster [GM] has opened a private memo called "what's this" with past gregariousMaster [PGM] and future gregariousMaster [FGM]
GM: What the heck did I just do??
PGM: I haVe no clue. WhY does it say there's tWo of me though? This doesn't make anY sense at all.
PGM: Is this some sort of Weird glitch???
FGM: You can open memos With past present and current Versions of yourself i think.
GM:....so You guYs are like past and future me??.
GM: holY shit
PGM: What? HoW does that eVen Work???
PGM: Time traVel isn't possible. I bet You tWo are just trYing to trick me so You can make fun of me.
PGM: It Won't Work.
GM: okaY but What If You tWo are just trYing to trick me
GM: becuase I'm Densra
FGM: and i'm also Densra. making fun of each other Would just make us more sad. Who Would Want that.
PGM: EXcept for the part Where you clearly aren't, because I'm Densra!
PGM: What did You think You could fool me just by knoWing my name? It's going to take a lot more then that to conVince me.
GM: okaY if You tWo really are me saY something that onlY I Would knoW
PGM: You Want to steal my secrets? Yeah, no. If you really Want to proVe Yourself, then You'll do it.
FGM: there's a ceruleanblood pirate that's literally obsessed With us.
GM: can We um not talk about Dakota please
GM: I mean god I dont Want to share anYthing either
GM: stupid idea as usual
PGM: Oh ugh. Alright maYbe you are me. Or at least knoW a decent bit about me.
PGM: But I'm still not fully conVinced that time traVel is possible. Shouldn't either of You remeber haVing this conVersation as me? You're both labeled as 'future' Versions so...
GM: Well I'm not eXactly a time eXpert
FGM: i remeber this conVersation from all three of our perspectiVes and it's hell.
PGM: OkaY then, proVe it beYond a doubt. What am I thinking of right noW?
GM: maYbe I remember it...
GM: hoW much You hate being alone
FGM: hoW much You hate being alone
PGM: Shit. OkaY I mean You're not Wrong... But! I'm alWays thinking about how much I hate being alone. So that's not good enough.
PGM: GiVe me something more specific here. What exactly am I hating about being alone?
GM: that the onlY person You haVe to talk to is fucking karZlo
FGM: oh my god karZlo
FGM: Densra Why
PGM: What do You mean Why?! If you're me then from the future Why don't you do something about it then??
PGM: Like fuck, he's annoYing as hell to talk to but at least its somebodY. Scraping the bottom of the barrel is better then haVing no barrel to scrap from at all.
GM: and at least he's there
FGM: good point me. and. other me.
GM: he is our kismisis for a reason
PGM: Ugh. I hate this conVersation almost as much as I hate KarZlo.
PGM: Which is to say I'm going to keep responding to this rather then speak With him. But I don't like it.
GM: WoW eVen I dont like me
GM: but Wait I kneW that alreadY
PGM: Yeah. I knoW it too. A lot actually.
FGM: Why Wouldnt We hate.. ourselVes? eachother?
GM: I Was kinda hoping I Wouldnt bY the time I got to You
PGM: There is no ansWer. Which is to say We definitely hate each other and ourselVes. Which are each other? I guess?
PGM: This is too fucking confusing.
GM: no there is an ansWer its because We suck and no one likes us
FGM: good job Densra You knoW something.
PGM: Yeah that's What I meant. But thanks for spelling it out future me.
PGM: You knoW this might actually be Worse for my mental state then KarZlo. You tWo are really upsetting me noW.
GM: sorrY it just kinda gets WaY Worse from Where You are
GM: I'm just reallY depressed right noW
PGM: Ughhhhhhhhhh. Wonderful. Thanks for making my life eVen Worse somehoW, future me.
PGM: This is the literal Worst. I Wish I hadn't stuck around and I hate both of you. And me. All of me.
FGM: You onlY get more depressed.
GM: it's not mY fault
FGM: Yes it is.
PGM: It's our life! So it is partiallY Your fault!
PGM: Come on. You haVe to try getting a bit better or something. I can't muster it right noW but surely I can later on.
PGM: Right???
GM: Wrong
GM: I'm trapped in fucking hell and I cant get out
PGM: WoW. Thanks for putting me in that position you dick.
PGM: Ugh. I'm such an asshole.
GM: Yeah You are
FGM: jesus christ.
FGM: honestly talking to karZlo is better than this.
PGM: I haVe no clue. WhY does it say there's tWo of me though? This doesn't make anY sense at all.
PGM: Is this some sort of Weird glitch???
FGM: You can open memos With past present and current Versions of yourself i think.
GM:....so You guYs are like past and future me??.
GM: holY shit
PGM: What? HoW does that eVen Work???
PGM: Time traVel isn't possible. I bet You tWo are just trYing to trick me so You can make fun of me.
PGM: It Won't Work.
GM: okaY but What If You tWo are just trYing to trick me
GM: becuase I'm Densra
FGM: and i'm also Densra. making fun of each other Would just make us more sad. Who Would Want that.
PGM: EXcept for the part Where you clearly aren't, because I'm Densra!
PGM: What did You think You could fool me just by knoWing my name? It's going to take a lot more then that to conVince me.
GM: okaY if You tWo really are me saY something that onlY I Would knoW
PGM: You Want to steal my secrets? Yeah, no. If you really Want to proVe Yourself, then You'll do it.
FGM: there's a ceruleanblood pirate that's literally obsessed With us.
GM: can We um not talk about Dakota please
GM: I mean god I dont Want to share anYthing either
GM: stupid idea as usual
PGM: Oh ugh. Alright maYbe you are me. Or at least knoW a decent bit about me.
PGM: But I'm still not fully conVinced that time traVel is possible. Shouldn't either of You remeber haVing this conVersation as me? You're both labeled as 'future' Versions so...
GM: Well I'm not eXactly a time eXpert
FGM: i remeber this conVersation from all three of our perspectiVes and it's hell.
PGM: OkaY then, proVe it beYond a doubt. What am I thinking of right noW?
GM: maYbe I remember it...
GM: hoW much You hate being alone
FGM: hoW much You hate being alone
PGM: Shit. OkaY I mean You're not Wrong... But! I'm alWays thinking about how much I hate being alone. So that's not good enough.
PGM: GiVe me something more specific here. What exactly am I hating about being alone?
GM: that the onlY person You haVe to talk to is fucking karZlo
FGM: oh my god karZlo
FGM: Densra Why
PGM: What do You mean Why?! If you're me then from the future Why don't you do something about it then??
PGM: Like fuck, he's annoYing as hell to talk to but at least its somebodY. Scraping the bottom of the barrel is better then haVing no barrel to scrap from at all.
GM: and at least he's there
FGM: good point me. and. other me.
GM: he is our kismisis for a reason
PGM: Ugh. I hate this conVersation almost as much as I hate KarZlo.
PGM: Which is to say I'm going to keep responding to this rather then speak With him. But I don't like it.
GM: WoW eVen I dont like me
GM: but Wait I kneW that alreadY
PGM: Yeah. I knoW it too. A lot actually.
FGM: Why Wouldnt We hate.. ourselVes? eachother?
GM: I Was kinda hoping I Wouldnt bY the time I got to You
PGM: There is no ansWer. Which is to say We definitely hate each other and ourselVes. Which are each other? I guess?
PGM: This is too fucking confusing.
GM: no there is an ansWer its because We suck and no one likes us
FGM: good job Densra You knoW something.
PGM: Yeah that's What I meant. But thanks for spelling it out future me.
PGM: You knoW this might actually be Worse for my mental state then KarZlo. You tWo are really upsetting me noW.
GM: sorrY it just kinda gets WaY Worse from Where You are
GM: I'm just reallY depressed right noW
PGM: Ughhhhhhhhhh. Wonderful. Thanks for making my life eVen Worse somehoW, future me.
PGM: This is the literal Worst. I Wish I hadn't stuck around and I hate both of you. And me. All of me.
FGM: You onlY get more depressed.
GM: it's not mY fault
FGM: Yes it is.
PGM: It's our life! So it is partiallY Your fault!
PGM: Come on. You haVe to try getting a bit better or something. I can't muster it right noW but surely I can later on.
PGM: Right???
GM: Wrong
GM: I'm trapped in fucking hell and I cant get out
PGM: WoW. Thanks for putting me in that position you dick.
PGM: Ugh. I'm such an asshole.
GM: Yeah You are
FGM: jesus christ.
FGM: honestly talking to karZlo is better than this.
Future gregariousMaster [FGM] has ceased responding to the memo.
PGM: Yeah You knoW What? Fuck this.
PGM: I hope that I feel eVen Worse later. Just to spite You.
PGM: I hope that I feel eVen Worse later. Just to spite You.
PAST gregariousMaster [PGM] has ceased responding to the memo.
GM: I feel eVen Worse noW
gregariousMaster [GM] has closed the memo "what's this"
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