stupidIdiot + velvetGloved

stupidIdiot played by SoperPlanet, velvetGloved played by Orange
stupidIdiot [SI] began pestering velvetGloved [VG]
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SI:heLLO! Is ThIs The FIRsT TIme we'Ve meT? ITs someTImes haRd FOR me TO RemBeR
VG: First time we've met? Let's say yes. I can only imagine you're among the crowd of trolls I've become involved with, and I suggest you state your business.
SI:weLL, dO I ReaLLY need a ReasOn TO message mY FaVORITe hIghBLOOd?
SI:BeCause now ThaT I ReaLLY BegIn ThInkIng aBOuT, aLL haRd LIke, IT FeeLs LIke I'Ve TaLked TO YOu, OR PeRhaPs, seen sOmeBodY TaLk TO YOu? I wOndeR wHY
SI:BuT FOR mY BuIsness, aCTuaLL BuIssness ThaT Is.
SI: I was wOndeRIng IF YOu'Ve heaRd OF mY FaVORITe POdCasTeR, RIChaR, and IF YOu COuLD send hIm ThIs message FOR me, becuase he just wonT ResPOnd IF I dO IT
VG: Of course, I can pass a message along. What might it be?
SI: ahem:
SI:The daRkness ThaT I LIve In Is geTTIng BRIghTeR eVeRY daY.
SI: I CanT waIT TO FInnalY meeT YOu <3
SI: YOu know, IT reaLLY Is nICe TO TaLk TO sOmeOne In a PRIVaTe waY, InsTead OF a memO
VG: I can certainly agree with that. I stay out of the memos as much as I can, personally, if for no reason other than my peace of mind.
SI:Indeed. BuT I wOuLd Be LIYIng IF I saId The heCTIC naTuRe OF IT IsnT... InTOxICaTIng
SI:maYbe ITs BeCause I dOnT geT OuT muCh BuT IT FeeLIng LIke a ReaL gROuP COnVO Is just so wOndeRfull
VG: In my own opinion, it's all more trouble than it's worth. Why keep up with the pointless dramas of other trolls? It's all fluff, as far as I'm concerned.
SI:nO dRama IS POInTLess In mY OPInIOn.
SI: memOs aLLOw FOR aLL VOICes TO Be heaRd, aLL TO Be On equaL FOOTIng
SI: eVen IF I someTImes wIsh TheY weRen'T
VG: That so? What sort of voices, are you referring to? I'm afraid I wouldn't know of any recent events, as I said-- I try to avoid the memos.
SI:The VOICes OF The PeOPLe
VG: You know what I'm asking. Which people?
SI: all of them, OBVIOusLY.
SI: anY VOICe that wanTs TO Be heaRd Can.
VG: If what you want is to play coy, I'm not going to stop you. It does put a dampener on the conversation, though.
VG: And if I may ask, what is that message I am to pass on, for?
SI:I'm nOT BeIng COY, IT's Just The BesT waY TO desCRIBe IT
SI:The messages PuRPOse Is TO... hm, ITs TO make Them at LeasT somewhaT awaRe OF sOmeThIng.
VG: Codes, then, is it?
SI:suRe, LeT's gO wITh ThaT.
VG: And is that all, or now? Or do you have other business, as well?
SI: nOT ReaLLY, hOnesTLY I dIdnT ThInk I'd geT ThIs FaR sO I haVe noThIng eLse TO dIsCuss
SI: Bye <3
stupidIdiot [SI] ceased pestering velvetGloved [VG]

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