PM1 pt.11} I'm fucking nate! in Amalgama | World Anvil

PM1 pt.11} I'm fucking nate!

portentousCorvid played by Pan, carcinoGeneticist played by Link, GallowsCalibrator played by Jiro, divineConvergence played by Dodo, eloquentAstronomy played by King, CalculatedPoltics played by Marcy, secretiveMessenger played by Jiro, archiveGazer played by Dodo, complaisantGascon played by Kiwi
 
PC: Have you perhaps tried living underwater?
PC: Very handy for avoiding the sun.
CG: UGH. SHUT UP. I KNOW THE SUN ISN'T SENTIENT, I JUST
CG: GOD. I MAKE *ONE* MISTAKE AND YOU LATCH ONTO IT LIKE A TICK TO DC'S BULGE.
CG: IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN *TRYING* WITH THESE INSULTS.
GC: WHOOPS 1 N3V3R CLOS3D TH1S. SUP >:]
PC: Oh, I’m definitely not trying.
PC: I don’t make it my business to be an advanced level bitch on the first public memo I stumble upon. Just a regular bitch.
DC: uh
DC: no NEVER in MY life
DC: the WATER is TERRIBLE and ID probably DROWN trying TO live IN it
DC: plus ITS full OF awful TROLLS who DO awful THINGS
DC: worst FUCKING place TO live IM sure
EA: Hi!
CG: OKAY? YOU SAID THAT IN THE MOST SUSPICIOUS WAY POSSIBLE, DC.
CG: BUT YEAH, FUCK THE WATER. AND FUCK, LIKE, *MOST* SEADWELLERS.
PC: I say all is a better term.
GC: OH H3Y K4RKL3S
PC: I’ve never met a particularly pleasant seadweller.
DC: yeah ME neither THEYRE all ROTTEN to THE core
DC: violet IS probably THE worst CASTE and FUSCHIA only ISNT the WORST because ITS so RARE as IS
CG: SAYING ALL WOULD BE CASTEIST, AND THAT'S EXTREMELY PROBLEMATIC.
CG: FUCK. GOD, FUCK.
CG: GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU RED-SWEATERED NOOKWORM.
CG: I'M GOING TO BLOW A GASKET.
GC: H4H4
PC: I’m so sorry for oppressing the tyrannical upper class. Boo hoo hoo, how will I ever atone for my sins.
PC: Poor souls will be forced to cry their cold royal tears into their piles and piles of money.
DC: its NOT casteist IF im BEING casteist TO the CASTEIST douchebags
DC: they DESERVE it WE both KNOW that
DC: maybe IF they WANT to BE treated EQUALLY they SHOULD get THEIR finned FACES out OF their ASSES and START behaving NORMALLY
CG: SEE, THAT'S WHERE YOUR PROBLEM COMES FROM.
CG: YOU'RE ASSOCIATING THE TYRANNY WITH THE BLOOD COLOUR.
CG: AAAAGH NO, NOPE, FUCK THIS.
CG: I AM NOT HIM. I WILL NEVER BE HIM.
PC: I’m not sure who he is.
PC: Care to enlighten us so you look less like a dolt on main?
CG: NO.
GC: 1M NOT G3TT1NG 4TT3NT1ON. TH1S 1S BOR1NG.
GC: 1M GO1NG TO SW4G 1SL4ND.
gallowsCalibrator [CG] has ceased responding to the memo.
PC: Alrighty then.
DC: is SOMEONE filling YOUR head WITH trash MY brother IN grey
DC: if THEYRE trying TO tell YOU the SEADWELLERS are OUR friends THEN dont LISTEN to THEM
DC: the FISHES are OUR enemy
DC: dont TRUST them OR anyone WHO sympathizes WITH them EITHER
CG: BUT
CG: I'VE MET SEADWELLERS WHO *WEREN'T* ASSHOLES.
CG: WELL, I MEAN, THEY WERE. BUT EVERYONE'S AT LEAST PARTIALLY AN ASSHOLE.
PC: Some assholes don’t do as much murder and oppression as others.
PC: I fail to see how you will use your oh so powerful anecdotal evidence to convince me not to dislike the group that ruined my planet and decimated my species.
CG: WOULDN'T THIS ALL BE A LOT EASIER IF *EVERYONE* LOOKED PAST CASTE?
CG: FUCK, SURELY YOU HAVE A *REASON* TO TYPE IN GREY. I KNOW I DO.
CG: SHIT WOULD BE A LOT EASIER IF I DIDN'T FEEL THE NEED TO HIDE THAT SHIT.
CG: GROUP? OR INDIVIDUAL?
PC: Individual decisively leading a group which had no qualms about bulldozing sentient life.
PC: I’m sorry that “SOME SEADWELLERS ARE COOL I HAVE A SEADWELLER FRIEND” isn’t enough convincing for me.
DC: oh YEAH okay THEY only KILL a FEW trolls HERE and THERE and SINK their TEETH into A couple WRIGGLERS so ITS good
DC: these BULGE stains ARE the REASON why EVERYONE had TO kill EACHOTHER in THE first PLACE
DC: they WERE the ONES in CHARGE the WHOLE time
DC: also IM not DROPPING the GREY text IF thats WHAT youre ASKING
DC: it STAYS on DURING strange MEMO use
CG: BUT ISN'T “SOME SEADWELLERS ARE COOL I HAVE A SEADWELLER FRIEND” *PERFECT* FUCKING REASONING?
CG: IF I HAVE MET COOL SEADWELLERS, SOME SEADWELLERS ARE COOL. LOGICAL CONCLUSION, END OF STORY.
CG: I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO DROP IT, DC, I'M ASKING YOU TO CONSIDER THE MEANING BEHIND IT.
CG: CLEARLY YOU WISH PEOPLE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE COLOUR OF YOUR BLOOD, RIGHT? WHY ELSE WOULD YOU MASK IT?
CG: EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE A LITTLE MORE OPEN MINDED, AND THEN MAYBE THIS WHOLE SHITSHOW OF A SOCIETY WILL SORT ITSELF OUT.
CG: ACTUALLY, NO, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING? I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOU.
CG: UGH. I JUST FUCKING SHIVERED. IT FEELS LIKE I'M BEING POSSESSED BY A GHOST OR SOME SHIT.
CG: FUCK YOU ALL. KEEP YOUR STUPID HARMFUL BELIEFS. YOU'RE DIME A DOZEN, CHANGING YOUR MINDS WON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO THE WORLD.
CG: WE'RE ALL FUCKED BECAUSE WE'RE *ALL* BIGOTED IDIOTS.
CG: FUCK IT. I'M USED TO IT.
PC: You are either pitifully naive, or a seadweller using grey text.
PC: Either way I’m happy you’re giving up!
CG: GLAD SOME GOOD COULD COME FROM THIS. I GUESS.
CG: I THOUGHT THAT SHOUTING WITH A PURPOSE WOULD BRING ME SOME SORT OF ABSOLUTION.
CG: BUT I JUST FEEL KIND OF EMPTY NOW. THIS SUCKS.
DC: okay YEAH this MEMO just GOT entirely LAME again
DC: i DIDNT come HERE to BE preached TO i CAME here BECAUSE i WAS bored AND wanted TO surf THE internet
DC: and IM not CHANGING my MIND either AS funny AS you ARE bro SEADWELLERS still SUCK major BULGE
DC: now RATHER then STICK around AND get MORE walls OF bullshit TOSSED my WAY im JUST gonna HEAD out
DC: might BE back
DC: might NOT
DC: well SEE later
DC: goodbye FOR now IN either CASE
divineConvergence [DC] is now idle
PC: Tis simply the bitch of living, Karkles (I do feel bad that you have been pegged with this nickname. It is wonderfully bad)
PC: Or in my case it’s the bitch of living in such isolation that even this memo is engaging enough to spare a moment on.
CG: DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS?
PC: You tell me.
CG: I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU. WE BOTH ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER.
CG: EXPLAINS A LOT.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased responding to memo.
CP: YO WHATS UP
CP: ITS NATE FROM THE UPSIDE DOWNSIDE HANGING OUT IN YOUR BASEMENT
CP: LETS FUCKING KICK IT
CP: letsdodis
CP: So how is everyone rocking it today?
secretiveMessenger [SM] has started responding to the memo.
SM: sup.
CP: Sup bro how you doing
SM: im good. how're you
CP: I'm out of it
CP: So good as shit
SM: nice.
CP: Yeah just kicking it in the place to be
CP: Up in my attic, I'm hearing static
SM: bars
archiveGazer [AG] is no longer idle!
AG: Hello everyone! Seeing as it has 8een several days since I have last checked the on goings of this chatroom, I figured that it would 8e a good idea for me to take a look and see what you have all 8een up to l8ly.
AG: Although upon further inspection, it seems as if no8ody whom I am personally familiar with is around at the moment. ::::|
AG: Oh well. I suppose that I'll just have to w8 and see if any of my friends end up making an appearance. In the meantime, however, who might the two of you 8e exactly? I cannot say that I am familiar with either of your handles.
CP: I'm fucking nate#
CP: !
AG: N8? I see. Well, my name is Aranea. Aranea Serket. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. ::::) What a8out you, secretive messenger? I would imagine that you have a name as well. Unless you do not wish to share it. In which case, that is perfectly accepta8le.
SM: you can call me Facade.
AG: I see. I must say, Façade is a rather interesting nickname to go 8y! Do you perhaps have any story 8ehind why you chose to use it as your current moniker? It strikes me as the sort of thing that could possi8ly have a story 8ehind it. And I must admit, I am a rather 8ig fan of stories. 8oth in telling and listening to them.
SM: yeah it has a backstory. i don't really want to get into it, though. sorry.
AG: Oh no, that is quite alright! I was merely seeking a way as to extend this train of conversation is all. If you do not feel comforta8le divulging such information to me, then I will not pry as to why you chose to go 8y that name despite my curiosities.
AG: I must admit though I am having trou8le thinking of what to speak a8out. Normally there is some sort of conversation ongoing whenever I find myself entering this memo, although it seems as if I have arrived at the end of the previous one.
AG: How unfortun8. I was really hoping that I would 8e a8le to catch some of my friends, rather then scrouge for topics in such a fashion. ::::/
complaisantGascon [CG] has begun responding to memo
CG: Well first 9f all if y9u want a c9nversati9n I am sure we can scr9unge up s9mething t9 talk a69ut. Sec9ndly hell9 Aranea l9vely t9 see y9u here.
AG: Oh, what luck! For once I am actually pleased at the prospect of you stating your wills to engage me in conversation. Hello to you as well, Kankri. ::::)
AG: I trust you are doing well on this pleasant evening? I myself was simply spending the night in, so I decided to pop my head into the memo and see who would 8e around. I've 8een so 8usy with my 8ook writing that I nearly forgot to check in as much as I should. How silly of me.
CP: DAMN... MY BRAIN IS GOING FUCMING WACK
CP: TO MANY WORDS
CG: This is a quite nice evening yes. i am doing quite well i was out of the hive today and it was nice to get fresh air. i got all of my work fur collage finished earlier than i thought i would be. it has b33n a lovely w33k. oh my cp would you watch the swearing please. #swearing.
CP: OH SHOOT DIDNT KNOW THAT IS THERE LIKE A LITTLE DUDE ON HWRE?
AG: Apologies if you find my text to 8e too lengthy in nature for you to digest easily. Although I could say... "Dum8 it Down" a 8it, I would prefer to type in this style if possi8le. Given it is my usual way of communicating, I'm sure you can understand what I mean. It would almost 8e like attempting to discard one's typing quirk in exchange for a completely new one, something which would o8viously 8oth take some getting used to and 8e rather 8othersome to do so.
AG: 8ut anyways. I'm glad to hear that your night is going well as well! Something a8out the air is very pleasant at the moment. It is fairly crisp and cool, 8ut not so cold as to which one might find the need for some additional warming garments. I have found myself cracking open the window of my study now and again in order to let a 8it of fresh air in, and I have to say it has cre8d a rather pleasing atmosphere in which to work. If only every evening could 8e like this one.
CG: What there is n9 little dude? Well may6e their are children 9n this mem9 there very well c9uld 6e. Y9u sh9uld just h9ld it 9n the swearing f9r that and 9ther reas9ns. Swearing can 6e harmful and 9ffensive at times. M9st times h9wever it is just rude. There are plenty 9f 9ther w9rds that y9u c9uld su6stitute in instead 9f a swear that will get y9ur p9int acr9ss just as well.
CP: Bro... Have you ever duck taped two 40s to your hands? Like it seems you haven't done that broski
CP: Talking about offensive... I'll chill but never listen to my jams man
CP: F bombs for days
CP: The f word
CP: 40s
CP: Edward 40hands
CP: Doomed to have two 40s
CP: Instead of hanss
CG: Ah yes the air is very nice I am glad y9u are enj9ying it as well as I. I always tend t9 6e a little 9n the warm side given the sweater I dawn s9 may6e I sh9uld 9pen up a wind9w as well. Als9 I think using a l9t 9f w9rds suits y9u since 9f c9urse y9u are quite intelligent and kn9w what y9u are saying. duck taped tw9 40s are y9u speaking 9f guns 6ecause 9f y9u are y9u need t9 tag it immediately th9se are very triggering t9 m9st pe9ple. In fact, I will tag it myself. #gun menti9n
CP: 40 once
CP: Bottle
CP: beer?
CP: You gotta bring a bat
CP: Not a gun
CP: Guns aren't cool
CP: #gunsarenotcoolchilloutman
CG:What are y9u even 9n a69ut? I am extremely c9nfused a69ut what in 6ef9rus y9u are talking a69ut. Are y9u 9kay CP I am 6eginning t9 6ec9me c9ncerned f9r y9ur well-6eing and 6rain c9mpacity?
CP: I'm as the cool kids say
CP: In the zone, the zone being
CP: The zone
AG: I feel as if this conversation has already gone in a rather unfortun8 direction. While I was pleased to see you arrive Kankri, I am admittedly not sure if I feel like sitting trough one of your lectures a8out what topics should and should not 8e discussed. Personally I am an advoc8 for free speech in the majority of cases, although I would really rather not de88 my ideals with you at the moment.
AG: May8e I should come 8ack at another time. I could always invest a 8it more of my evening into working on my texts after all! I simply cannot wait to pu8lish them. Truly the events which I have logged will 8e of crucial importance to 8urgeoning and experienced historians alike in sweeps to come. And to have my name mentioned as a part of every discussion of such matters is truly a cherry on top of the whole endeavor. ::::)
CP: Write about a man with a plan! Who's got 40s strapped to his hands!
AG: Er. No. I don't think I will. ::::|
SM: i look away for one second jesus christ
CP: That's chill broski, I can chronicle the ballad of Edward 40hands
CG: I am s9rry that y9u feel the c9nversati9n has g9ne d9wnhill. Y9u have t9 understand that I have t9 watch 9ut f9r 9thers. I really wish y9u w9uld stay h9wever 6ecause I have missed y9u and we haven't sp9ken in a while. And I adv9cate f9r free speech as well I just wish t9 pr9tect 9thers that is all. If y9u d9 decide t9 g9 h9wever If y9u d9 decide t9 leave I wish y9u luck with y9ur st9ry I am sure it will 6e amazing. Als9 speaking 9f n9t seeing y9u f9r a while I haven't seen 9r sp9ken t9 9ur 9ther friends in a while. I d9 h9pe they are n9t av9iding me that w9uld 6e rather unf9rtunate. I als9 h9pe that y9u y9urself are n9t av9iding me. I kn9w I can 6e a 6it much at times 6ut I d9 rather enj9y y9ur c9mpany.
SM: nope fuck this
SM: i'm out
secretiveMessenger [SM] has ceased responding to the memo.
CG: language
CP: They done skiddadled
 

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