ingeniousPodcaster + velvetGloved
ingeniousPodcasterbegan [IP] pestering velvetGloved [VG]
IP: hey, Its uh-
IP: Its me, and I was wanderIng IF I Could uh do thIs um.. FlarPIng thIng? I dont know muCh aBout It But one of my Fans asked me to Play It But I wanted to ask you FIrst IF I should, my suPerIor.
VG: FLARPing, you say? And who put that idea in your head? It is by no means a safe activity, especially for one such as... yourself.
IP: uh, someone wIth the trolltag "Cladeserptine" dm me about It- saId It would make my PodCast more PoPular, but IF Its dangerous I wouldn't want to do It! Thank you For savIng me suPerIor
VG: Dangerous wouldn't even begin to describe it. You, at least, would die almost instantly, fed to some mid-blood's lusus. And I know that even a gutterblood like you can cram it through your thinkpan that death is bad, right? Especially when you've been entrusted with such an important mission.
IP: sorry suPerIoR! I didnt know FlaRP was so dangerous! I do know that death is bad for me, becuase Its unlIkely I'll become a ghost and then I won't be able sPread the good word! Also, sPeakIng of the good word, what do you thInk I should dIscuss In tonIght's PodCast? I was thInkIng of doIng one of those uh- reactIOn streams where I would look at antI-hemosystem ProPaganda and uh lIke, talk about theIr Flawed reasonIng!
VG: That would work well enough. Practically anything you do on that show is effective in its own way, after all. I will be watching.
VG: You are forgiven, however much you may not deserve it. Remember that anyone, even those who tune in, could be trying to deceive you.
IP:yes my Vast suPerIor! I am thankFul For your ForgIVeness!
IP:do I have permission to start the podcast now and leave this DM, my Vast suPerIor!
VG: Yes. Go on and start streaming, I'll be watching.
IP: Its me, and I was wanderIng IF I Could uh do thIs um.. FlarPIng thIng? I dont know muCh aBout It But one of my Fans asked me to Play It But I wanted to ask you FIrst IF I should, my suPerIor.
VG: FLARPing, you say? And who put that idea in your head? It is by no means a safe activity, especially for one such as... yourself.
IP: uh, someone wIth the trolltag "Cladeserptine" dm me about It- saId It would make my PodCast more PoPular, but IF Its dangerous I wouldn't want to do It! Thank you For savIng me suPerIor
VG: Dangerous wouldn't even begin to describe it. You, at least, would die almost instantly, fed to some mid-blood's lusus. And I know that even a gutterblood like you can cram it through your thinkpan that death is bad, right? Especially when you've been entrusted with such an important mission.
IP: sorry suPerIoR! I didnt know FlaRP was so dangerous! I do know that death is bad for me, becuase Its unlIkely I'll become a ghost and then I won't be able sPread the good word! Also, sPeakIng of the good word, what do you thInk I should dIscuss In tonIght's PodCast? I was thInkIng of doIng one of those uh- reactIOn streams where I would look at antI-hemosystem ProPaganda and uh lIke, talk about theIr Flawed reasonIng!
VG: That would work well enough. Practically anything you do on that show is effective in its own way, after all. I will be watching.
VG: You are forgiven, however much you may not deserve it. Remember that anyone, even those who tune in, could be trying to deceive you.
IP:yes my Vast suPerIor! I am thankFul For your ForgIVeness!
IP:do I have permission to start the podcast now and leave this DM, my Vast suPerIor!
VG: Yes. Go on and start streaming, I'll be watching.
velvetGloved [VG] has ceased trolling ingeniousPodcaster [IP]
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