Do we even count as siblings?
velvetGloved [VG] has opened memo "Do we even count as siblings?" to 5 users!
VG: Do any of you know?
DC: uhhhhh
DC: i DONT know BUT i DO know I dont WANT to BE associated WITH you
DC: please DELETE this
GM: um knoW...What???
VG: Read the title of the memo.
DC: okay YEAH just IGNORE me THEN dude
DC: i GUESS i SHOULDNT expect ANY of YOU assholes TO care ABOUT my BEST interests EITHER way BUT still FUCK off MAN
GM: Whale....
GM: I don't uh think so
GM: and Why do you care so much about not being assositlated With us?
DC: gee I wonder WHY
DC: its NOT like IT could GET me KILLED in MULTIPLE senses OR anything
DC: nook BREATH
VG: Allow me to assure you, I care greatly for all of our best interests.
GM: Why do I feel like thats not true
DC: im LEAVING
DC: you CANT see IT but IM walking OUT of THE metaphorical ROOM goodbye AND good RIDDANCE
GM: bluh
VG: You know if we all just worked together, we could run everything? This infighting is incredibly tiring, and unproductive.
GM: Bluh
DC: why WOULD i WANT to RUN everything
DC: everything SUCKS man
DC: im NOT a POWER hungy BULGE licker LIKE the REST of YOU tyrants I dont EVEN want YOUR stupid BLOOD
DC: i COULD have BEEN anything ELSE but INSTEAD i GOT stuck WITH fish BREATHED chute SUCKERS
DC: arghhhh
GM: I dont Want to rule either!
GM: I dont Want the responsibility of a Whole glubbing society on my shoulders
VG: And now I remember why we fight so much. Well, disregarding our separate views on ruling, there is another reason for me to have made this memo.
VG: I am inviting you all over, for a private party.
GM: oh gog
DC: no NO no NO no NO no NO no NO no NO no NO no NO
DC: STAY AWAY FROM ME
GM: Why!?
GM: oh jee33ze3 i was away from my husktop what is goin on
DC: i LIKE being ALIVE
DC: even IF this PLANET fucking SUCKS i LIKE not BEING dead MORE then THE alternative
DC: you CANT trick ME you FUCKING gaping PINK asshole
DC: stay IN your OCEAN i DONT want IT just DONT mess WITH my SHIT
VG: You're all so paranoid. It's a party, not a torture fest. Get it through your thinkpans, I'm not here to hurt you.
GM: whale3 the3n
VG: I thought we could at least be amicable, in a casual setting.
DC: oh YEAH itll BE real AMICABLE until YOU bury YOUR claws INTO my THROAT and RIP my VOCALIZERS out
DC: do YOU think I dont KNOW how THIS caste WORKS im A fucking MEMBER of IT you ABSOLUTE moron
DC: fuschias CANT be FRIENDS with EACHOTHER it JUST doesnt WORK like THAT
GM: je3gus christ
GM: I'm not going if hes going
VG: Ignoring the hysterical one. Would anyone like to come over? I'm buying snacks.
GM: I dont reelly feel like getting kidnapped bY his psYcho gillfrond and their pirate creW
GM: he3y, i didn't have3 anyfin to do with that
GM: i'm just he3r mate3sprit
DC: i AM not HYSTERICAL one HERE im THE only ONE with THEIR thinkpan SCREWED in STRAIGHT
DC: this IS the MOST obvious FUCKING trap SINCE clowns STARTED offering FREE faygo TO rustbloods
DC: maybe YOU two IDIOTS should GO and GET killed BY the BIGGER idiot SO i DONT have TO deal WITH you
DC: im SICK of YOUR stupid PUNS anyways
DC: we GET it YOU live IN the GOGDAMN water
GM: oh get oVer Yourself!!
GM: the onlY one Who Would eVen think of killing You Would be Elodie
GM: and I drought she Would eVen come
GM: and You knoW dude hoW Would You feel if I Was With a guY Who helped kidnap You!!
DC: jegus THE fuck HAPPENED between THE two OF you???
GM: I WAS KIDDNAPED BY FUCKING PIRATED
GM: i alre3ady said i had nofin to do with it!
DC: christ
DC: this IS the WORST trainwreck IVE ever SEEN and LET me TELL you IVE seen SOME trainwrecks
DC: you TEND to SEE plenty OF them LIVING in A hellhole LIKE this
VG: I don't care about your petty dramas. Are you coming to the party? Your personal safety can be assured, should you so desire.
DC: your WORD on OUR safety ISNT worth SHIT
DC: the ONLY time ID trust YOU not TO cull ME is AFTER ive SHOT a LASER trough YOUR chestplate
GM: Yeah sure I'll come and subject mYself to more fucking trama
VG: It would be remarkably poor form of me to invite you all over to kill each other. And hardly worth the effort.
DC: the NAME of THE game IS being A cutthroat PIECE of SHIT around HERE i DONT know IF youve BEEN paying ATTENTION fake FINS
DC: how WOULDNT it BE worth THE effort YOU probably JUST want TO consolodate YOUR claim TO the THRONE since THERES way MORE of US running AROUND then NORMAL
VG: The talk of us killing among ourselves would only draw attention. Keeping up the pointless squabbling, makes us seem that much more separate. Truly, the best scenario would be to team up. But none of that matters, not right now. What matters now is the party I'm throwing.
GM:.....I'll go if Medeia goes hoW about that
DC: shut UP about THE party OH my GOG i HATE it HERE
DC: i WISH i COULD just BLOW you UP from HERE youre LUCKY my MAGIC has LIMITED range
DC: wait WHAT
DC: oh HELL no YOU arent PEER pressuring ME into THIS you WHINY shitstain
DC: or SHOULD i SAY pier GO fuck YOURSELF
VG: I even got all of these Cheetos, at another's recommendation. Now what am I going to do with them?
GM: I'm not fucking peer pressuring You!
GM: I just dont Want to deal With eVeryone there!
GM: fuck I DONT WANT TO GO
DC: you CANT bribe ME with CHEETOS you FUCKING hag
DC: i MIGHT like THEM but I like LIVING more THEN i LIKE my HANDS being COATED in ORANGE cheese POWDER
DC: why COULDNT i HAVE been BORN as AN olive BLOOD or AN indigo OR anything BUT this
DC: fucking HELL
VG: You're inventing all these threats, which clearly exist only in your own mind. I just wanted us to unwind for a little while.
DC: yeah UNWIND my GUTS with YOUR culling FORK
DC: im GOING to SMACK myself OVER the HEAD with MY staff UNTIL i PASS out ITS preferable TO dealing WITH any OF you
GM: We arent going to kill you
GM: for fucks sake
DC: yeah SURE and IM a LOWBLOOD
DC: just BECAUSE i DONT want TO associate WITH you PEOPLE doesnt MEAN i DONT know HOW your SYSTEM works
VG: I can ask the rest of you, then.
GM: I don't trust the situation
VG: If it is any assurance, the consequences of not coming may be worse than a few hours of awkwardness.
GM: great and I'm going
DC: are YOU trying TO threaten ME into GOING now
DC: i GUESS the IDEA that YOU were TRYING to BE chill DISAPPEARED real FUCKING quick HUH
DC: youre AS fake AS the GOGGLES you WEAR you BULGE sucker
DC: do YOUR worst SINCE youre CLEARLY going TO either WAY im NOT going TO fold TO the LIKES of YOU
GM: and I'll drag her out of her cave
GM: i'd have3 to ask my mate3sprit if i can go
GM: USIDNWODM2ODKKSKD
GM: FUCK YOU
DC: fat CHANCE you BITCHY wriggler YOU cant EVEN handle A couple MARAUDERS much LESS someone OF my SKILL
DC: have YOU forgotten THE ancient AND powerful MAGICS i COMMAND
DC: ill FRY your SHAME globs UNTIL they POP like EGGS left IN the SUN
GM: I'm OLDER than you
VG: I'm done listening to this. You're all going to be there, one way or another.
DC: uhhhhh
DC: i DONT know BUT i DO know I dont WANT to BE associated WITH you
DC: please DELETE this
GM: um knoW...What???
VG: Read the title of the memo.
DC: okay YEAH just IGNORE me THEN dude
DC: i GUESS i SHOULDNT expect ANY of YOU assholes TO care ABOUT my BEST interests EITHER way BUT still FUCK off MAN
GM: Whale....
GM: I don't uh think so
GM: and Why do you care so much about not being assositlated With us?
DC: gee I wonder WHY
DC: its NOT like IT could GET me KILLED in MULTIPLE senses OR anything
DC: nook BREATH
VG: Allow me to assure you, I care greatly for all of our best interests.
GM: Why do I feel like thats not true
DC: im LEAVING
DC: you CANT see IT but IM walking OUT of THE metaphorical ROOM goodbye AND good RIDDANCE
GM: bluh
VG: You know if we all just worked together, we could run everything? This infighting is incredibly tiring, and unproductive.
GM: Bluh
DC: why WOULD i WANT to RUN everything
DC: everything SUCKS man
DC: im NOT a POWER hungy BULGE licker LIKE the REST of YOU tyrants I dont EVEN want YOUR stupid BLOOD
DC: i COULD have BEEN anything ELSE but INSTEAD i GOT stuck WITH fish BREATHED chute SUCKERS
DC: arghhhh
GM: I dont Want to rule either!
GM: I dont Want the responsibility of a Whole glubbing society on my shoulders
VG: And now I remember why we fight so much. Well, disregarding our separate views on ruling, there is another reason for me to have made this memo.
VG: I am inviting you all over, for a private party.
GM: oh gog
DC: no NO no NO no NO no NO no NO no NO no NO no NO
DC: STAY AWAY FROM ME
GM: Why!?
GM: oh jee33ze3 i was away from my husktop what is goin on
DC: i LIKE being ALIVE
DC: even IF this PLANET fucking SUCKS i LIKE not BEING dead MORE then THE alternative
DC: you CANT trick ME you FUCKING gaping PINK asshole
DC: stay IN your OCEAN i DONT want IT just DONT mess WITH my SHIT
VG: You're all so paranoid. It's a party, not a torture fest. Get it through your thinkpans, I'm not here to hurt you.
GM: whale3 the3n
VG: I thought we could at least be amicable, in a casual setting.
DC: oh YEAH itll BE real AMICABLE until YOU bury YOUR claws INTO my THROAT and RIP my VOCALIZERS out
DC: do YOU think I dont KNOW how THIS caste WORKS im A fucking MEMBER of IT you ABSOLUTE moron
DC: fuschias CANT be FRIENDS with EACHOTHER it JUST doesnt WORK like THAT
GM: je3gus christ
GM: I'm not going if hes going
VG: Ignoring the hysterical one. Would anyone like to come over? I'm buying snacks.
GM: I dont reelly feel like getting kidnapped bY his psYcho gillfrond and their pirate creW
GM: he3y, i didn't have3 anyfin to do with that
GM: i'm just he3r mate3sprit
DC: i AM not HYSTERICAL one HERE im THE only ONE with THEIR thinkpan SCREWED in STRAIGHT
DC: this IS the MOST obvious FUCKING trap SINCE clowns STARTED offering FREE faygo TO rustbloods
DC: maybe YOU two IDIOTS should GO and GET killed BY the BIGGER idiot SO i DONT have TO deal WITH you
DC: im SICK of YOUR stupid PUNS anyways
DC: we GET it YOU live IN the GOGDAMN water
GM: oh get oVer Yourself!!
GM: the onlY one Who Would eVen think of killing You Would be Elodie
GM: and I drought she Would eVen come
GM: and You knoW dude hoW Would You feel if I Was With a guY Who helped kidnap You!!
DC: jegus THE fuck HAPPENED between THE two OF you???
GM: I WAS KIDDNAPED BY FUCKING PIRATED
GM: i alre3ady said i had nofin to do with it!
DC: christ
DC: this IS the WORST trainwreck IVE ever SEEN and LET me TELL you IVE seen SOME trainwrecks
DC: you TEND to SEE plenty OF them LIVING in A hellhole LIKE this
VG: I don't care about your petty dramas. Are you coming to the party? Your personal safety can be assured, should you so desire.
DC: your WORD on OUR safety ISNT worth SHIT
DC: the ONLY time ID trust YOU not TO cull ME is AFTER ive SHOT a LASER trough YOUR chestplate
GM: Yeah sure I'll come and subject mYself to more fucking trama
VG: It would be remarkably poor form of me to invite you all over to kill each other. And hardly worth the effort.
DC: the NAME of THE game IS being A cutthroat PIECE of SHIT around HERE i DONT know IF youve BEEN paying ATTENTION fake FINS
DC: how WOULDNT it BE worth THE effort YOU probably JUST want TO consolodate YOUR claim TO the THRONE since THERES way MORE of US running AROUND then NORMAL
VG: The talk of us killing among ourselves would only draw attention. Keeping up the pointless squabbling, makes us seem that much more separate. Truly, the best scenario would be to team up. But none of that matters, not right now. What matters now is the party I'm throwing.
GM:.....I'll go if Medeia goes hoW about that
DC: shut UP about THE party OH my GOG i HATE it HERE
DC: i WISH i COULD just BLOW you UP from HERE youre LUCKY my MAGIC has LIMITED range
DC: wait WHAT
DC: oh HELL no YOU arent PEER pressuring ME into THIS you WHINY shitstain
DC: or SHOULD i SAY pier GO fuck YOURSELF
VG: I even got all of these Cheetos, at another's recommendation. Now what am I going to do with them?
GM: I'm not fucking peer pressuring You!
GM: I just dont Want to deal With eVeryone there!
GM: fuck I DONT WANT TO GO
DC: you CANT bribe ME with CHEETOS you FUCKING hag
DC: i MIGHT like THEM but I like LIVING more THEN i LIKE my HANDS being COATED in ORANGE cheese POWDER
DC: why COULDNT i HAVE been BORN as AN olive BLOOD or AN indigo OR anything BUT this
DC: fucking HELL
VG: You're inventing all these threats, which clearly exist only in your own mind. I just wanted us to unwind for a little while.
DC: yeah UNWIND my GUTS with YOUR culling FORK
DC: im GOING to SMACK myself OVER the HEAD with MY staff UNTIL i PASS out ITS preferable TO dealing WITH any OF you
GM: We arent going to kill you
GM: for fucks sake
DC: yeah SURE and IM a LOWBLOOD
DC: just BECAUSE i DONT want TO associate WITH you PEOPLE doesnt MEAN i DONT know HOW your SYSTEM works
VG: I can ask the rest of you, then.
GM: I don't trust the situation
VG: If it is any assurance, the consequences of not coming may be worse than a few hours of awkwardness.
GM: great and I'm going
DC: are YOU trying TO threaten ME into GOING now
DC: i GUESS the IDEA that YOU were TRYING to BE chill DISAPPEARED real FUCKING quick HUH
DC: youre AS fake AS the GOGGLES you WEAR you BULGE sucker
DC: do YOUR worst SINCE youre CLEARLY going TO either WAY im NOT going TO fold TO the LIKES of YOU
GM: and I'll drag her out of her cave
GM: i'd have3 to ask my mate3sprit if i can go
GM: USIDNWODM2ODKKSKD
GM: FUCK YOU
DC: fat CHANCE you BITCHY wriggler YOU cant EVEN handle A couple MARAUDERS much LESS someone OF my SKILL
DC: have YOU forgotten THE ancient AND powerful MAGICS i COMMAND
DC: ill FRY your SHAME globs UNTIL they POP like EGGS left IN the SUN
GM: I'm OLDER than you
VG: I'm done listening to this. You're all going to be there, one way or another.
velvetGloved [VG] has closed the memo.
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