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CA: wvell hey there swveetheart. wvhere havwe you been? it's been an awvful long awvile since ivwe seen you.
CA: i wvould say you wvere avwoiding me, but i knowv you don't hate me like that.
CC: W)(Y would i avoid ya, i know that youll be back soon enough
CC: its like a neverendin pain in my bass
CA: wvell, wvhat can i say. being extremely persistent is one of my many amazing qualities.
CA: still wvant to knovw vwhere youwve been hanging, though. all this time apart has done my bloodpusher no fawvors.
CC: i had stuff to do
CC: aint any of your business, clampora
CA: playing hard to get again? i thought wve vwere done vwith these games, meenah.
CA: i wvant you, and clearly you wvant me, so wvhats the hold up here? did you get cold feet or something?
CC: the only hard to get im playin is tryna find a good spot to bury your bass
CC: )(ow hard is it to leave someone alone
CA: you knovw howv much it pains me to be awvay from your side, svweetheart. i think that much is wvery clear by nowv.
CA: im still failing to see vwhy youre being so coy all of a sudden. maybe ill havwe to come looking for you myself. i do havwe quite the knack for finding you after all.
CC: GOG clampora can ya be any more of a creep
CC: seriously its gettin annoyin at this point
CC: how hard is it to let a girl live her aftalife
CA: nowv nowv, don't forget you vwere the one vwho agreed to this engagement in the first place. if you didn't wvant to be bothered by me then you wvouldn't hawve done that nowv vwould you?
CA: i guess nagging you until you cavwed finally paid off after all of those svweeps, but in a vway i didn't expect. wvho vwould hawve knowvn you'd actually enjoy being treated this wvay. heh.
CC: treated what way
CC: ya call me up blubberin about how no one wants to be in your red quad
CC: then when i tell you i don't wanna be in your red quad ya hang up It's Link12/16/2020
CA: so wvhat, you're complaining about me being respectful nowv? seems like you don't knovw wvhat you wvant honey.
CA: but thats okay. cro wvill help you figure ewverything out.
CA: though on that topic perhaps wve could do a bit of wvexilitating from time to time.
CC: youre hilarious clampora
CC: if you think you have any chance of gettin with me, youre hilarious
CC: id bang a clown before id touch your hand fishboey
CA: oh come on darling, vwhat did i say about playing hard to get? its only attractivwe vwhen you're being a tease, not actually avwoiding me.
CA: besides, you say that like the clovwn vwould get wvith you in the first place. i don't think i'vwe seen anyone mosey on into kurloz redrom after that incident vwith meulin.
CC: who said anyfin about redrom
CC: casual pailin is a common fin shampora
CA: nyeh. you knowv wvhat im getting at. probably too busy being a creepy bastard to pail either wvay.
CA: 'sides, i knovw you don't do things that wvay. you're just trying to make me jealous nowvwv. vwhich admittedly is rather charming, but you wvere nevwer a good liar meenah.
CC: you dont control my life clampora
CC: you dont control my quads and I dont want you in my dms neitha
CC: im thinkin bout just blockin ya
CA: don't be like that. you knowv if you block me i'll just come looking for you in person. and if there's one thing you hate more then my messages, it's seeing me in person.
CA: you might as wvell just get used to it instead of complaining so much. things vwill vwork out much better for the twvo of us in that case.
CC: what the shell do you want from me clampora
CC: because i can just keep avoidin ya
CA: you knovw you vwon't be able to stay awvay from me forevwer. but i digress.
CA: like i said, i think its been just a bit too long since vwe last savw each other. after all, seeing your gorgeous face is one of the fevw things that keeps me going in this hellhole. so wvhat do you say wve hawve a little get together?
CC: ugh
CC: fin
CC: but only if itll get ya off my bass, clampora
CC: im a busy troll
CA: great! just vwhat i wvanted to hear. ill be vwaiting by that memory vwith the alternian neighborhood. you knowv the one.
CA: oh. and don't get any ideas about coping out. othervwise i'll come looking for you.
CA: i wvould say you wvere avwoiding me, but i knowv you don't hate me like that.
CC: W)(Y would i avoid ya, i know that youll be back soon enough
CC: its like a neverendin pain in my bass
CA: wvell, wvhat can i say. being extremely persistent is one of my many amazing qualities.
CA: still wvant to knovw vwhere youwve been hanging, though. all this time apart has done my bloodpusher no fawvors.
CC: i had stuff to do
CC: aint any of your business, clampora
CA: playing hard to get again? i thought wve vwere done vwith these games, meenah.
CA: i wvant you, and clearly you wvant me, so wvhats the hold up here? did you get cold feet or something?
CC: the only hard to get im playin is tryna find a good spot to bury your bass
CC: )(ow hard is it to leave someone alone
CA: you knovw howv much it pains me to be awvay from your side, svweetheart. i think that much is wvery clear by nowv.
CA: im still failing to see vwhy youre being so coy all of a sudden. maybe ill havwe to come looking for you myself. i do havwe quite the knack for finding you after all.
CC: GOG clampora can ya be any more of a creep
CC: seriously its gettin annoyin at this point
CC: how hard is it to let a girl live her aftalife
CA: nowv nowv, don't forget you vwere the one vwho agreed to this engagement in the first place. if you didn't wvant to be bothered by me then you wvouldn't hawve done that nowv vwould you?
CA: i guess nagging you until you cavwed finally paid off after all of those svweeps, but in a vway i didn't expect. wvho vwould hawve knowvn you'd actually enjoy being treated this wvay. heh.
CC: treated what way
CC: ya call me up blubberin about how no one wants to be in your red quad
CC: then when i tell you i don't wanna be in your red quad ya hang up It's Link12/16/2020
CA: so wvhat, you're complaining about me being respectful nowv? seems like you don't knovw wvhat you wvant honey.
CA: but thats okay. cro wvill help you figure ewverything out.
CA: though on that topic perhaps wve could do a bit of wvexilitating from time to time.
CC: youre hilarious clampora
CC: if you think you have any chance of gettin with me, youre hilarious
CC: id bang a clown before id touch your hand fishboey
CA: oh come on darling, vwhat did i say about playing hard to get? its only attractivwe vwhen you're being a tease, not actually avwoiding me.
CA: besides, you say that like the clovwn vwould get wvith you in the first place. i don't think i'vwe seen anyone mosey on into kurloz redrom after that incident vwith meulin.
CC: who said anyfin about redrom
CC: casual pailin is a common fin shampora
CA: nyeh. you knowv wvhat im getting at. probably too busy being a creepy bastard to pail either wvay.
CA: 'sides, i knovw you don't do things that wvay. you're just trying to make me jealous nowvwv. vwhich admittedly is rather charming, but you wvere nevwer a good liar meenah.
CC: you dont control my life clampora
CC: you dont control my quads and I dont want you in my dms neitha
CC: im thinkin bout just blockin ya
CA: don't be like that. you knowv if you block me i'll just come looking for you in person. and if there's one thing you hate more then my messages, it's seeing me in person.
CA: you might as wvell just get used to it instead of complaining so much. things vwill vwork out much better for the twvo of us in that case.
CC: what the shell do you want from me clampora
CC: because i can just keep avoidin ya
CA: you knovw you vwon't be able to stay awvay from me forevwer. but i digress.
CA: like i said, i think its been just a bit too long since vwe last savw each other. after all, seeing your gorgeous face is one of the fevw things that keeps me going in this hellhole. so wvhat do you say wve hawve a little get together?
CC: ugh
CC: fin
CC: but only if itll get ya off my bass, clampora
CC: im a busy troll
CA: great! just vwhat i wvanted to hear. ill be vwaiting by that memory vwith the alternian neighborhood. you knowv the one.
CA: oh. and don't get any ideas about coping out. othervwise i'll come looking for you.
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