Session 1: The Red Paladin Report

General Summary

-We start in the cave, Twitchy in front holding a handaxe like a flashlight
-We enter a cave with a pedestal on top of which is a scroll
-There is a pressure plate trap in the floor that we avoid
-Pedestal has enchantment, divination, and conjuration
-The scroll holds the text: “Upon the day red meets gold, the world will bear witness to the rise to a new God”, possibly a prophecy
-We decide to leave the scroll and leave
-As we leave, the tunnel closed behind us, and both of us start to panic
-Deciding to never speak of that again, we go back to town, collect our payment, and go to a tavern for the night
-Aylia and Alain are also in the tavern, and Alain knows nothing about society
-Twitchy paints a small mural in their room because she must
-Aylia says some spooky shit to Artemis and makes everyone uncomfortable
-We all go to sleep with the scent of death and spray-paint
  -Benito and Dipper have a glorious morning as always, with no unicorn
-They go into town and enter the tavern
  -Twitchy gives Alain a business card for her dad’s office, and Alain tries to eat it
-Twitchy goes to the kitchen to work for a discount
-Benito and Dipper enter the tavern and have an awkward interaction with Aylia
-A half-orcish paladin enters the tavern and goes to the bar
-Artemis and the half-orc have a conversation and talk about working together on a job
-We ask Benito and Dipper if they want to join us
-While we’re talking, loud roars come from outside
-Outside, dozens of aberrations have appeared
-We decide to run away, where the half-orc gets murked, but the rest of us get away
-We start walking towards a tower that the half-orc told us about
-Twitchy calls Ms. Tenpenny and reports on the outbreak of monsters.
-The group breaks more bad news to Benito about the world he lives
-Some of the monsters had medallions like the one we found in the treant, which we give to Aylia to identify
-Benito and Artemis have a heart to heart
-Artemis fails climbing a tree
-The identify shows that the necklace controls creatures that wear it
  Artemis and Twitchy- Treeussy Adventures
-Artemis cast light on Twitchy's Handaxe
-the hole reaches a cave, with a pedestal holding a scroll
-Twitchy hops into the cave casually, artemis helps
-cave is natural, certain pat of floor that dips, is pressure plate
-not dusty
-Artemis notices the pressure plate has a channel which leads to the pedestal where there is a hole. -the pedestal is divination, conjuration and enchantment.
-twitchy uses spear to lift off the scroll
-the scroll reads:
"Upon the day red meets gold, the world will bare witness to the rise of a new god"
-the Treeussy closed- the end of an era
-Artemis is panicking
-Twitchy goes into a "rage"
-the panik squad
-the tavern is called "The Mellow Chains"
-Artemis is acting off, quieter   -Artemis stares at Alyia's Skeletons, they stare sharply back after a while.
-Alain is new to taverns so looks around in awe
-Alyia answers Alains questions of taverns
-Alyia confronts Artemis for following her
-"oh thats cool...theres just dead people"
-ghostly noises
-Alain is used to this
-woken up to lavender and rain
  Benito and Dipper
-"it wasnt a dream"
-Dipper snores
-"why am i wet" "it wasn't me"
-they both begin heading to the town
-Benito was apart of the kingsguard
-Dipper explains what elves and half elves are
-Dipper explains race
-Dryad insulted by Benito attacking tree
-"STOP WHATRE YOU DOING THERES GROUND PEOPLE"
-"The air is alive, every time you breathe you take a life"
-"i dont hear the screams" "not yet"
-"that was a mushroom-"
-"its called dodgeball"
-"the rock could get damaged-"
-Alain is gifted a business card...then eats it
-Artemis introduces themselves to Alain after interrupting their card meal.
-"look i know im trying to be an elf but im not eating paper"
-"we dont sell paper here" -Barkeep
-Dipper confronts Alyia and her Skeletons
-Dr. Achaicus Kazama Psychiatric
-disturbance in tower
-Twitchy Returns
-Twitchy goes to comfort Benito
-Artemis and Twitchy are going to help half orc
-Artemis, Twitchy, Dipper and Benito talk.
-"what a nice name" looks at camera
-"how do you...crimes?"
-Alani is "out for vengeance"
-Rifts breaking, spilling out stuff
-dragon sounds
-Abberation City
-Benito passes out
-folk infested with tadpoles
-Alains parents deceased...again
-Artemis prayed and tadpoles gone
-we saw Aberrations, experiments went wrong
-most likely summoned
-everyone escaped
-Artemis and Benito help each other get away from Alyia who identifies the Amulet
-Benito brings up the French unicorn Hazel
-Artemis comforts Benito
  [Identify of Amulet] controls whatever it is on, none of us can use it. swirling, tries to pick up on my heartbeat. make them more suggestible. -End Of Session-  

Character(s) interacted with

The Red Paladin