Adventures of the Fuck This League

• Bullshitica
• The Cataclysm

• Billy Thornshade
  Wood elves are rarely seen outside of their secluded groves. Everyone you meet showers you with questions; a pity that you don't have answers for any of them! In the meantime, the only people you've found to trust ask as little as possible are the people who make secrecy their business: a man has to make a living!
• Buiego Dummkopf
  You are the eldest (and significantly tallest) son of a famed dwarven clan of instrument crafters. As hard as you tried to imitate your father’s skill, your fingers simply lacked his dexterity. However, your old man has been nothing but supportive in thinking up other ways for you to help the family. He finally settled on sending you to discover the mysteries of a cursed family heirloom: a harmonica that both begs to be played and elicits tears in all those who hear it.
• Buskin Larkspur
  Dropped as an infant into a traveling theatre troupe, you’ve never known normalcy. You spent your youth helping with animals, tending crowds, hawking tickets, moving set pieces, and busking for coppers in between shows. You took so well to the lattermost that it became your de facto name. Life was not fancy or filled with fame, but it was simple and good. Since then you’ve gotten married, started a pot farm, joined a druidic order and have generally settled down. But you can’t help longing for a little bit of adventure!
• Holly Larkspur
  You don’t remember much of your youth. Your first real memory is of Hune, an archfey that has adopted you as their hatchling. Hune has been as good as a mother to you, though an irrepressible part of you longs to know from whence you truly came. The day you departed the Feywild, Mama Hune coaxed you into a warlock pact. It grants you power and binds you inextricably to Her, for better or worse. Since your return to the material plane you’ve married a vexing halfing ham named Buskin and settled onto a farm together. Life is good… but you’re still desperately curious about both your veiled past and your budding powers.
• Hulk Califurdous
  Once just a Teifling with a dream, you spent the majority of your youth out on the sea privateering the Crooked Straight. That life unceremoniously came to and end after your capture and prosecution by West Bridge authorities. Now that you've managed to escape from prison, your primary goal is to figure out what went wrong and whom you should make pay for it.
• Malthinae Freth
• Sylvester
  You are just a lil dudlette chilling in the mountains. How? Who knows! Why? You sure don’t care! You’ve spent most of your days free roaming the land, collecting and “borrowing” special treasures (especially acorns). One day you wandered into a crowded city and started “borrowing” everything in sight. Law enforcement didn’t appreciate your explanation so they carted you off to the local prison. Seconds later, a wall explodes! One hectic fight later you find yourself attached at the shoulder to a renegade elf and both of you have accidentally joined a gang maybe? All you know for sure is that you have the chance to collect way more treasures, trusty slidewhistle in hand!

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