Tense River Trinkets

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[["1d100","Trinkets"],["1","A set of Pinion epaulets, dating back to the early days of the Decrept War"],["2","Sealed glass bottle with a Fortchman\u2019s eye floating in it, its regeneration keeps it alive"],["3","This blue eyed doll is made from leaves and twine to look like one of the witches of the Twistenwud"],["4","An undead ear that will listen to your troubles and won\u2019t tell a soul"],["5","Tiny ceramic jar containing little slips of paper with prayers to the Purifier, it is warm to the touch even on the coldest nights"],["6","A twisted sea shell, when you hold it to your ear you hear whale song. If you can understand it you realize it is poetry"],["7","A golden coin that is at least 150 years old, it is good for a lifetime two for one meal deal at Mopo\u2019boys and Mo\u2019, assuming the proprietor is still accepting it"],["8","A set of twigs that form into the shape of a tiny dancing man if they are rattled and tossed"],["9","A fine silken bow made with lapis silk. It has a super blue color to it and glitters in the moonlight."],["10","This antler has been carved into a kazoo, but it plays the sound of a frog"],["11","An iron disk with detailed carvings on it, when exposed to lightning it holds the charge and creates an illusion of a strange bubble headed person waving"],["12","A bottle of perfume made from the purple and yellow flower petals of the bushes that Buzzpurrs find so alluring."],["13","Button and fastener, they can be affixed to any garment and becomes unhooked whenever someone says \u201cRelease the Enormoose\u201d within 15ft of it"],["14","One shoe, when worn it always fits but it makes that leg 2 inches shorter until it is taken off"],["15","A feather that never fully falls to the ground, there seems to always be a little gust of wind at the last moment to lift it back up"],["16","An elven made sommelier\u2019s wine tasting cup. It dissolves in contact with poison"],["17","A small gecko that turns into a multicolored handkerchief when scratched under the chin, it turns back to a lizard in 1d4 hours"],["18","Small silver needle that threads itself"],["19","A container of crystallized syrup from the Great Maple, it is hard as a rock now but smells amazing"],["20","A wrist worn compass, but it points to a location in the Twistenwud, the name Galvani is inscribed on the underside"],["21","Memento chain, sometimes when someone\u2019s spirit rises again the family has enough influence to have it captured and bound to metal. This ghost bound chain is an heirloom burdened with the soul and ghost of their patriarch or matriarch."],["22","A handwritten play, it seems to be about two best friends one a seemingly immortal elf, and the other a short lived halfling named Grudot. It is called Waiting for Grudot to die of Old Age. It is an early working title and the play is riddled with typos"],["23","Sheet music, it requires proficiency in an instrument to read. Its a lullaby and when played on a stringed instrument it can sedate and quiet a single mindless undead as long as the performance goes on. The music cannot be copied"],["24","A painted portrait of a centaur"],["25","A button carved from a gemborne salmon skull, it shines with lapis lazuli in the bone and cast 5ft of bright light when in direct sight of the moon"],["26","Vines twisted around themselves form a bracelet, when worn it gives visions on the night of the new moon. The visions are always glimpses of Setebos"],["27","A smell gemstone beetle that walks in circles, it never bites or makes any noise"],["28","An earring carved from redwood and accented in gold, it is in the shape of a stag\u2019s head"],["29","A snakeskin belt that loosens automatically after big filling meals, but it hisses \u201cAwww yisss\u201d when it does"],["30","Socks that never get wet, however they are exceedingly warm in the summer months"],["31","Inside of a sealed glass sphere a tiny puddle of mercury splashes side to side. Its inscribed with the words \u201cI serve Positronium\u201d in draconic and when they are spoken aloud, the mercury shapes into a tiny dragon and stands proudly and teensy for 1 minute"],["32","A hair comb that never tangles carved from Twistenwud cypress"],["33","Long passed invitation to a fancy party and cooking competition, maybe its annual?"],["34","This lace snake is trained to lace up a boot. His name is Dwibble"],["35","A letter that is still trying to deliver itself."],["36","A riddle that doesn\u2019t make sense written on the fanciest parchment"],["37","This small pamphlet has hand drawn illustrations with little speech bubbles and plays out morally dangerous situations, but in the end of each of them the moral is that fire will consume everything and be reborn, all hail the Purifier"],["38","A walking flowerpot, its clay legs give it a movement speed of 5ft. It can either follow the sun, follow the shade, or follow the leader. It can contain one tiny plant and keep it healthy"],["39","A stained glass dragonfly that will fly up and land on your hair like a hair clip. Then slowly move its wings as it remains on display"],["40","An origami folding puzzle that reveals naughty drawings as it is unfolded. How juvenile, but some of these are definitely new to you"],["41","This hourglass works backwards, but keeps an accurate five minutes"],["42","This bag contains 1d6 seeds, if planted with a drop of your blood you can grow a bonded vine"],["43","A missing game piece, you\u2019ve never seen this game before. Roll 1d3, on a 1 it is a very old game, on a 2 it is a current but niche game, on a 3 it is a game so new you don\u2019t think it has been invented yet"],["44","A metal etching of a buzzpurr and what looks like a warning written in an unknowable language"],["45","This rock has a fungus growing out of it, a mushroom that smells like your fondest memory"],["46","The entry in a farmers almanac about your birth year, you don\u2019t have any idea if it is accurate"],["47","A Fortch earring, a hook of stone and copper. Detect Magic would reveal that it carries Sycorax\u2019s Blessing"],["48","A pen that never runs dry, but it automatically draws little hearts over your i\u2019s and sometimes adds in the word bestie to your correspondence"],["49","This hand woven pillowcase is of Provenancian make, its called a Dreamguard and it is said to have protective runes woven into the fabric that will protect you from nightmares. It radiates abjurative magic"],["50","A talking baby tea leaf plant. Its just got three little leaves and only knows about a dozen words in primordial, but its got an adorable voice. Roll 1d6 on a 5-6 it has learned inappropriate words from some sort of bad influence"],["51","A 25ft length of rope that coils itself when you say \u201cThanks Maurice\u201d"],["52","This heart shaped locket still has a small painting of someone inside, but the portrait screams silently whenever it is open"],["53","This miniature parrot fish needs at least one gallon of water to live in. If you dip your feet into water with it, it will give you a pedicure by parrotfish nibble"],["54","An Enormoose leather belt, said to raise virility but its probably just some macho thing"],["55","A small wooden box with a Witness Snail. If let to roam it slowly writes in cursive accurate and honest descriptions of things it has seen, or is seeing"],["56","A tiny hand carved stone gopher that laughs at all your jokes"],["57","Dentures that know primordial, and let you speak and understand it if you wear them. Wearing them requires you NOT have teeth of your own"],["58","A silver pair of left handed scissors, if a right handed person uses them they take 1d2 slashing damage from doing it wrong"],["59","A false eye that shows you your favorite food when you gaze into it long enough"],["60","Slippers that smell faintly of lilac, on full moon nights they take themselves out for a walk"],["61","A rock that deodorizes, use it on underarms and the like to remove your scent. Give disadvantage to anyone attempting perception against you based on scent for 1 hour after using"],["62","This lily pad can support the weight of one tankard and can follow on command at a swim speed of 10ft"],["63","Chill bottle, this ghost bound glass bottle saps the energy away from anything inside of it, making it ice cold"],["64","Trousers that remember a few dance moves from an earlier time, you can do them flawlessly when wearing them"],["65","This bellybutton ring shivers when clergy are within 30ft"],["66","A wall portrait of a great battle against the undead, but the flames of the Purifier in the painting actually shed bright light"],["67","An acorn that opens up at dawn and reveals a tiny carved squirrel that says \u201cBright eyed and bushy tailed!\u201d And then closed back up"],["68","Ottergoat ruck sack, it is waterproof and good for high altitude"],["69","Nice brass coin, but both sides are heads AND tails"],["70","Cookie cutter press that makes gingerbread men that do a little dance before you bite into them"],["71","A gemstone teardrop that will rest on your cheek without falling off"],["72","This spinning top displays an illusory map of the Tense River Basin when it is spinning in darkness or dim light"],["73","A healing potion kept in this celestial glass bottle will do +1 hit points in healing when consumed, limit 1\/day"],["74","A picture frame that takes ten years off whatever it is framing"],["75","This small green beetle is trapped inside of a glass maze with no way out"],["76","A desiccated hand giving a thumbs up, it can be thrown in the air and reveal weal or woe by landing thumbs up, or thumbs down"],["77","This page out of a book feels welcoming, if you press your face to it, you can see through it into the storybook world"],["78","A harrowing account of a terrifying nightmare called Mal\u2019Dorel. This grimoire feels cold to the touch and the black leather that binds it seems always oily"],["79","Signet ring of one of the noble houses scattered throughout the Dominion"],["80","A bookmark that remembers who placed it and will move to the right page for them. Can only occupy one book at a time"],["81","An elemental air rock, when dropped under water this pumice like stone endlessly bubbles fresh clean air"],["82","A clown nose that allows you to be honest more easily"],["83","This hat always shades your eyes, it makes you look shifty but gives you +1d4 on saves against gaze attacks"],["84","This candle sings a birthday song as it melts"],["85","A tiny marble turtle"],["86","An old tattoo kit, needles and ink"],["87","Three small wooden deer figurines"],["88","Fortch Salt Shaker, this immense salt shaker is meant for a large or huge creature to use and it contains half a pound of mountain salt"],["89","Fortch Pepper Shaker, this immense pepper shaker is meant for a large creature, it contains only two ounces of tiefling flakes. This is a favorite Fortch ingredient"],["90","This dark purple blanket tucks you in when you use it"],["91","These teeth slowly turn fang end towards the nearest living creature and slowly inch towards them, if allowed them will sink into the flesh as though biting"],["92","A scroll of Alaxandrian writings, these absurd ideas about how the whole universe is an egg surrounded by stars is mostly decried as heretical"],["93","This tiny iron sword is most suitable to be wielded by a hamster, it grants the hamster appropriate proficiency"],["94","A small pumpkin that announces the Rabbitfolk Folk Festival in a soft little rabbit voice"],["95","A tiny tempest trapped in a painting. It can be flown like a kite even on a windless day. It depicts the Whenwinds"],["96","Handsewn black dragon stuffed with mangrove cotton, its eyes glimmer and when squeezed there is a little trail of smoke from its nostrils"],["97","A handprint that isn\u2019t yours, but matches your hand exactly. Its preserved in stone and from a thousand years past"],["98","This hat is trying to protect your eyes from glare, but it just keeps slipping down your head and blinding you"],["99","A clipping from a vining plant, if cared for will grow into a Speaker\u2019s Vine"],["100","A Wherestone key"]]

Roll the Dice

1d100	Trinkets
1	A set of Pinion epaulets, dating back to the early days of the Decrept War
2	Sealed glass bottle with a Fortchman’s eye floating in it, its regeneration keeps it alive
3	This blue eyed doll is made from leaves and twine to look like one of the witches of the Twistenwud
4	An undead ear that will listen to your troubles and won’t tell a soul
5	Tiny ceramic jar containing little slips of paper with prayers to the Purifier, it is warm to the touch even on the coldest nights
6	A twisted sea shell, when you hold it to your ear you hear whale song. If you can understand it you realize it is poetry
7	A golden coin that is at least 150 years old, it is good for a lifetime two for one meal deal at Mopo’boys and Mo’, assuming the proprietor is still accepting it
8	A set of twigs that form into the shape of a tiny dancing man if they are rattled and tossed
9	A fine silken bow made with lapis silk. It has a super blue color to it and glitters in the moonlight.
10	This antler has been carved into a kazoo, but it plays the sound of a frog
11	An iron disk with detailed carvings on it, when exposed to lightning it holds the charge and creates an illusion of a strange bubble headed person waving
12	A bottle of perfume made from the purple and yellow flower petals of the bushes that Buzzpurrs find so alluring.
13	Button and fastener, they can be affixed to any garment and becomes unhooked whenever someone says “Release the Enormoose” within 15ft of it
14	One shoe, when worn it always fits but it makes that leg 2 inches shorter until it is taken off
15	A feather that never fully falls to the ground, there seems to always be a little gust of wind at the last moment to lift it back up
16	An elven made sommelier’s wine tasting cup. It dissolves in contact with poison
17	A small gecko that turns into a multicolored handkerchief when scratched under the chin, it turns back to a lizard in 1d4 hours
18	Small silver needle that threads itself
19	A container of crystallized syrup from the Great Maple, it is hard as a rock now but smells amazing
20	A wrist worn compass, but it points to a location in the Twistenwud, the name Galvani is inscribed on the underside
21	Memento chain, sometimes when someone’s spirit rises again the family has enough influence to have it captured and bound to metal. This ghost bound chain is an heirloom burdened with the soul and ghost of their patriarch or matriarch.
22	A handwritten play, it seems to be about two best friends one a seemingly immortal elf, and the other a short lived halfling named Grudot. It is called Waiting for Grudot to die of Old Age. It is an early working title and the play is riddled with typos
23	Sheet music, it requires proficiency in an instrument to read. Its a lullaby and when played on a stringed instrument it can sedate and quiet a single mindless undead as long as the performance goes on. The music cannot be copied
24	A painted portrait of a centaur
25	A button carved from a gemborne salmon skull, it shines with lapis lazuli in the bone and cast 5ft of bright light when in direct sight of the moon
26	Vines twisted around themselves form a bracelet, when worn it gives visions on the night of the new moon. The visions are always glimpses of Setebos
27	A smell gemstone beetle that walks in circles, it never bites or makes any noise
28	An earring carved from redwood and accented in gold, it is in the shape of a stag’s head
29	A snakeskin belt that loosens automatically after big filling meals, but it hisses “Awww yisss” when it does
30	Socks that never get wet, however they are exceedingly warm in the summer months
31	Inside of a sealed glass sphere a tiny puddle of mercury splashes side to side. Its inscribed with the words “I serve Positronium” in draconic and when they are spoken aloud, the mercury shapes into a tiny dragon and stands proudly and teensy for 1 minute
32	A hair comb that never tangles carved from Twistenwud cypress
33	Long passed invitation to a fancy party and cooking competition, maybe its annual?
34	This lace snake is trained to lace up a boot. His name is Dwibble
35	A letter that is still trying to deliver itself.
36	A riddle that doesn’t make sense written on the fanciest parchment
37	This small pamphlet has hand drawn illustrations with little speech bubbles and plays out morally dangerous situations, but in the end of each of them the moral is that fire will consume everything and be reborn, all hail the Purifier
38	A walking flowerpot, its clay legs give it a movement speed of 5ft. It can either follow the sun, follow the shade, or follow the leader. It can contain one tiny plant and keep it healthy
39	A stained glass dragonfly that will fly up and land on your hair like a hair clip. Then slowly move its wings as it remains on display
40	An origami folding puzzle that reveals naughty drawings as it is unfolded. How juvenile, but some of these are definitely new to you
41	This hourglass works backwards, but keeps an accurate five minutes
42	This bag contains 1d6 seeds, if planted with a drop of your blood you can grow a bonded vine
43	A missing game piece, you’ve never seen this game before. Roll 1d3, on a 1 it is a very old game, on a 2 it is a current but niche game, on a 3 it is a game so new you don’t think it has been invented yet
44	A metal etching of a buzzpurr and what looks like a warning written in an unknowable language
45	This rock has a fungus growing out of it, a mushroom that smells like your fondest memory
46	The entry in a farmers almanac about your birth year, you don’t have any idea if it is accurate
47	A Fortch earring, a hook of stone and copper. Detect Magic would reveal that it carries Sycorax’s Blessing
48	A pen that never runs dry, but it automatically draws little hearts over your i’s and sometimes adds in the word bestie to your correspondence
49	This hand woven pillowcase is of Provenancian make, its called a Dreamguard and it is said to have protective runes woven into the fabric that will protect you from nightmares. It radiates abjurative magic
50	A talking baby tea leaf plant. Its just got three little leaves and only knows about a dozen words in primordial, but its got an adorable voice. Roll 1d6 on a 5-6 it has learned inappropriate words from some sort of bad influence
51	A 25ft length of rope that coils itself when you say “Thanks Maurice”
52	This heart shaped locket still has a small painting of someone inside, but the portrait screams silently whenever it is open
53	This miniature parrot fish needs at least one gallon of water to live in. If you dip your feet into water with it, it will give you a pedicure by parrotfish nibble
54	An Enormoose leather belt, said to raise virility but its probably just some macho thing
55	A small wooden box with a Witness Snail. If let to roam it slowly writes in cursive accurate and honest descriptions of things it has seen, or is seeing
56	A tiny hand carved stone gopher that laughs at all your jokes
57	Dentures that know primordial, and let you speak and understand it if you wear them. Wearing them requires you NOT have teeth of your own
58	A silver pair of left handed scissors, if a right handed person uses them they take 1d2 slashing damage from doing it wrong
59	A false eye that shows you your favorite food when you gaze into it long enough
60	Slippers that smell faintly of lilac, on full moon nights they take themselves out for a walk
61	A rock that deodorizes, use it on underarms and the like to remove your scent. Give disadvantage to anyone attempting perception against you based on scent for 1 hour after using
62	This lily pad can support the weight of one tankard and can follow on command at a swim speed of 10ft
63	Chill bottle, this ghost bound glass bottle saps the energy away from anything inside of it, making it ice cold
64	Trousers that remember a few dance moves from an earlier time, you can do them flawlessly when wearing them
65	This bellybutton ring shivers when clergy are within 30ft
66	A wall portrait of a great battle against the undead, but the flames of the Purifier in the painting actually shed bright light
67	An acorn that opens up at dawn and reveals a tiny carved squirrel that says “Bright eyed and bushy tailed!” And then closed back up
68	Ottergoat ruck sack, it is waterproof and good for high altitude
69	Nice brass coin, but both sides are heads AND tails
70	Cookie cutter press that makes gingerbread men that do a little dance before you bite into them
71	A gemstone teardrop that will rest on your cheek without falling off
72	This spinning top displays an illusory map of the Tense River Basin when it is spinning in darkness or dim light
73	A healing potion kept in this celestial glass bottle will do +1 hit points in healing when consumed, limit 1/day
74	A picture frame that takes ten years off whatever it is framing
75	This small green beetle is trapped inside of a glass maze with no way out
76	A desiccated hand giving a thumbs up, it can be thrown in the air and reveal weal or woe by landing thumbs up, or thumbs down
77	This page out of a book feels welcoming, if you press your face to it, you can see through it into the storybook world
78	A harrowing account of a terrifying nightmare called Mal’Dorel. This grimoire feels cold to the touch and the black leather that binds it seems always oily
79	Signet ring of one of the noble houses scattered throughout the Dominion
80	A bookmark that remembers who placed it and will move to the right page for them. Can only occupy one book at a time
81	An elemental air rock, when dropped under water this pumice like stone endlessly bubbles fresh clean air
82	A clown nose that allows you to be honest more easily
83	This hat always shades your eyes, it makes you look shifty but gives you +1d4 on saves against gaze attacks
84	This candle sings a birthday song as it melts
85	A tiny marble turtle
86	An old tattoo kit, needles and ink
87	Three small wooden deer figurines
88	Fortch Salt Shaker, this immense salt shaker is meant for a large or huge creature to use and it contains half a pound of mountain salt
89	Fortch Pepper Shaker, this immense pepper shaker is meant for a large creature, it contains only two ounces of tiefling flakes. This is a favorite Fortch ingredient
90	This dark purple blanket tucks you in when you use it
91	These teeth slowly turn fang end towards the nearest living creature and slowly inch towards them, if allowed them will sink into the flesh as though biting
92	A scroll of Alaxandrian writings, these absurd ideas about how the whole universe is an egg surrounded by stars is mostly decried as heretical
93	This tiny iron sword is most suitable to be wielded by a hamster, it grants the hamster appropriate proficiency
94	A small pumpkin that announces the Rabbitfolk Folk Festival in a soft little rabbit voice
95	A tiny tempest trapped in a painting. It can be flown like a kite even on a windless day. It depicts the Whenwinds
96	Handsewn black dragon stuffed with mangrove cotton, its eyes glimmer and when squeezed there is a little trail of smoke from its nostrils
97	A handprint that isn’t yours, but matches your hand exactly. Its preserved in stone and from a thousand years past
98	This hat is trying to protect your eyes from glare, but it just keeps slipping down your head and blinding you
99	A clipping from a vining plant, if cared for will grow into a Speaker’s Vine
100	A Wherestone key

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