Ring of psychic insult in Dungeons & Dragons 5e

Excal-heim

Ring of psychic insult

Ring

Rare requires at least 16 Cha Requires Attunement

Alternate titles: The Ring of the motherfucker or Ring of the Milf Lover

A powerful yet somewhat useless magic item.
Once per week, the wearer can utter the activation phrase “I fucked your mom/dad/parent.”
Doing so will change history so that the wearer did, in fact, fuck the target's mom, dad, parent, or guardian(depending on the word used in the activation phrase).

If the target doesn't have the specified caretaker(ie: saying I fucked your mom to an orphan) the ring will choose the next closest thing.

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