To the evil, a demise to welcome an eternity of suffering--an existence with a perfect knowledge of what you could have had, but refused the gift. Four such beings, unbeknownst to the world--were sent by Pääjuma Himself, to usher in the final hours before judgement. Fortunately for us...they came just a tad early.
Clockworks Oldest Law firm
Stilence, Mish, Trition, and Mise is the first law firm in Clockworks, established in 6244s, less than a month after the first Court of Justice was established among the tinkerer clans. Since that day, Stilence, Mish, Trition, and Mise has thrived during every conflict, tribulation, and political administration in gnome history. They have never lost a case. Ever. How is that even possible? Even the best attorneys have off-days, stumble, err in one form or another... When compiling this information, I have to admit that this single fact seemed a bit odd to me, so I did more research. Here are a few facts that just don't make sense:- SMTM is the only firm in the history of Clockworks City that has never lost a case. There are no hints of bribes, threats, or blackmail to ensure cases were won.
- Other firms specialize in litigation, small claims, corporate, or even criminal law, Stilence, Mish, Trition, and Mise specializes in…law. All of it. They are registered with every guild in the city, in every district in the city, and records show they even practice law outside Pävärios.
- Tax records show only four regular clients on their books. Three are blacked out by court order, the fourth being Morphiophelius Smith (a.k.a. Chuck).
- There isn't a single photo, video, or audio available of any lawyer of this firm. The FAF Historical Collection was generous enough to contribute two photos (after hours, with a portable scanner) reported to be members of SMTM. I cannot confirm this, but there is a court order banning anyone from viewing or publishing these snapshots (whoops). I mean, why would the archives not want to share such lovely photos?
- Most established firms upon hearing SMTM taking a case will immediately schedule private negotiations.
- All four families of Stilence, Mish, Trition, and Mise have always resided at the same address--the Qantir Estate
Controlled Economy
The deeper I dig, the more I find SMTM involved. Our national economy, established in 484ct (6485s) with Tri-Gear National Bank, was backed by gold and silver minted by The Gear Reserve. What most don't know, is if you do a deep entity search (and happen to have friends in the county records office willing to slip you a few files for a few credits and an open tab on Ladies Night), you'll discover something disturbing. Tri-Gear National Bank and TGR are owned by a series of shell companies Tri-Gear National Bank by Bucketload Industries, while TGR is owned by Apparition, INC. Both of these are subsidiaries of Kahuna Properties, which is wholly owned by STILENCE, MISH, TRITION, AND MISE!Controlled Communications
In 6444s the largest case in history came before the High-High Court: Maximus Barr vs Interchange, Ltd.. The entire city was thriving, connected by fiberoptics--people able to communicate instantly through the use of the famous Tolk-Chat™ platform. The problem here was that Interchange, Ltd., a data collection company with exclusive military contracts was the one in charge of installing the new system throughout the city. Barr lost the case in a 7-2 vote against, after hearing the rebuttal by, ...you guessed it...the Law Firm of Stilence, Mish, Trition, and Mise. When I did further investigation, I found that Interchange, Ltd. was granted that contract due to a specific clause in the formal bid paperwork, which states:"All contractual installation agreements with Tolk-Chat Communications™ are issued under the obligation of using Replicate, LLC. for all data collection, storage, migration, and delivery as their primary platform. Installation company(s) agrees to pay damages upon violation of this clause, to the sum of 60% net worth of collected data at the time of the violation."Guild records show Replicate, LLC.'s controlling stock was acquired during a hostile takeover by Stilence, Mish, Trition, and Mise! I am only scratching the surface here, but I felt it was important to share the events where I had concrete evidence. My efforts have shifted to the non-public activities of the Four Horsemen, but without technology to track them (social media, traffic cams, audio recordings), I'm forced to resort to good 'ol fashioned investigative efforts. ...so that's what I'm doing next.
[To be continued...]
Current SMTM Members
Peter Stilence V
AGE: 81EYES: Crystal Blue
HAIR: Golden Blonde with streaks of white
HEIGHT: 3’ 3”
WEIGHT: 62lbs
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Sky Mish III
AGE: 77EYES: Black
HAIR: Curly, Smokey Blue
HEIGHT: 3’ 5”
WEIGHT: 71lbs
Read Sky's Bio
Mal Trition IV
AGE: 74EYES: Brown
HAIR: Short, White
HEIGHT: 3’ 1”
WEIGHT: 80lbs
Read Mal's Bio
Dee Mise VI
AGE: 85EYES: Pale Grey
HAIR: Bald
HEIGHT: 3’ 4”
WEIGHT: 55lbs
Read Dee's Bio
"...I don't know when ships arrived, but Kale and I hid in the brush further up on the bank once we saw the giants hit the beach. Terrifying they were, with their huge fangs, rusted armor and swords the size of propeller blades! But then we saw him. A single gnome dressed in a red suit, walking with a gnarled cane. He walked down to the giants, calm as could be! There were some words exchanged between them, though I don't know what was being said... Then the giants charged. ...as in, they roared, whipped out their swords, axes, and hammers--and charge that poor gentle-gnome dressed in the nice red suit. Then...it was over. Just like that. There had to be thirty heads, rolling in the sand, while the gnome in red wasn't there anymore. ...in his place was some guy in shimmering red armor, holding a glowing red sword!"
~University of Magic Administration
--Gangs caught trafficking kids = Their warehouse base goes up in flames
--City-wide ring of Retirement Home Abuse/Theft = Accused parties are simultaneously found dead
--Greedy Farmers accused of horrific abuse in slaughterhouses = Animals turn on accused This may not seem like anything special until you look deeper:
This is one of my favorite reads, especially combined with my general distaste for lawyers.
Hehe, I was raised around lawyers and my taste aligns with you, my friend. This is only the first wave of work. Trying to get some art and to work out the timeline events, because Höbin assures me he has dirt on these guys. So together, I'm looking forward to exploring my gnome friends theory!
Storyteller, Cartoonist,..pretty awesome friend =)
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