Beer Elementals Species in Lothrea | World Anvil

Beer Elementals

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You have to be kidding me? Again!? This is the third time this week already! What the heck am I supposed to do? Don't you dare to run away! Stop right theeee.... *crashing sounds*. Damn it! Come back!
— A desperate Tavern Owner
  Beer Elementals look very similar to Water Elementals, but - like their name might suggest - are made up of beer instead of water. They typically resemble a cresting wave of beer and can easily disappear within a barrel, becoming indistinguishable from the beer itself.   They are very chaotic and playful creatures that suddenly appear within unattended barrels or tankards of beer. It is unclear where they come from or what triggers them to appear, but similar to their cousins Whiskey and Wine Elementals, they seem to be more common near powerful sources of magic. These Elementals often are a nuisance for tavern and restaurant owners, originating from a full barrel of beer, playing tricks and pranks on their customers and then running off into the city, never to be seen again.  
This doesn't look like an elemental, does it? More like a ... you know an Ooze.... like a beer ooze...... like....like.... a Booze!
— A drunk in a bar giggling
  Beer Elementals are surprisingly intelligent, but their childish and chaotic nature often hides this. There is one obvious exception, though, Gui'nes, who owns the "Just a Hop" tavern in Protreni. It's probably the most popular tavern of the city and many travelers come here, just to see Gui'ness' flowing shape behind the bar.
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Lifespan
as long as it takes for beer to turn stale
Average Height
somwhere between a crab and a giraffe
Average Weight
between a small glass and huge barrel of beer
What's the similarity between a beer and a frog? They are both hoppy!
— Gui'nes


Cover image: by Vertixico

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Jul 8, 2022 21:46 by Aster Blackwell

I love the mood of this article!

Aug 20, 2022 15:55

Thank you! Glad you liked it!

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Aug 10, 2022 13:14

Still laughing, can't stop!
Great creativity!

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Aug 20, 2022 15:56

Thanks! I'm glad this random idea made you laugh. Was quite a fun article to write :D

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Aug 19, 2022 22:14 by Amélie I. S. Debruyne

Very fun article! Those poor people who just want a drink...

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Aug 20, 2022 15:57

You just have to be quick enough to catch your beer before it runs away!   Glad you enjoyed it

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Aug 22, 2022 13:47

By the way: I'm mentioning this article in my entry for the reading challenge!

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Oct 1, 2022 11:56

Took me a while to reply to this, but thanks for including my article in the reading challenge. I really appreciate it!

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Aug 25, 2022 20:38

You got me on Whiskey and Wine elementals.   Also god damn. A beer elemental maintaining a pub? Did he have some issues with barbarians trying to drink him?

Oct 1, 2022 11:57

Thank you!   and yes I'm assuming he had to deal with some drunk people trying to get a sip from time to time :D

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