Lost and Found
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A quirky collection of hilarious, annoying, and curious items lost or found in Bridgeport. Some are true, some are whispers of rumour, and others are outright fabrications created purely for a laugh.
A magically enchanted goat with a penchant for belting out tavern songs went missing from the market square. It was later found serenading patrons outside a pub, with a hat full of coins at its hooves. Some suspect it left intentionally to pursue a career in entertainment.
A grand, multi-tiered cake vanished en route to the birthday celebration of the Black Guard's Captain. It was later spotted rolling down the docks towards the Fringes district, with a group of mischievous street urchins chasing it like a prized trophy.
Discovered in an alley, this bag of enchanted marbles wouldn’t stop giving unsolicited advice. "Don’t step in puddles!" and "You’re late for something, aren’t you?" were among their repeated lines. No one has claimed them yet.
The jeweled shoe slipped off during a fancy gala and was later found hanging from the mast of an airship. How it got there remains a mystery, though prank-loving gnomes are suspected.
This peculiar item whistles songs when it boils and plays a tune while pouring. Its inventor has yet to claim it, but the child’s family swears it’s the most entertaining kitchen gadget they’ve ever had.
A pocket-sized book titled "Wooing 101: How to Serenade, Charm, and Succeed" was left on a park bench. Found by a group of performers of the Luminary Institute of Performing Arts, it’s since been used as a prop in their comedic skits.
A crate of malfunctioning clockwork mice escaped and was later found "invading" a storage building. The gnomish toymaker responsible promised they weren’t meant to be so aggressive.
Misplaced during a night at the tavern, the extensions were eventually recovered tangled in a chandelier. Grumli has refused to explain how they got there.
This perfectly roasted chicken was discovered perched on the roof of a butcher’s shop. No one knows how it got there, but rumours of an overzealous catapult experiment by Gnome Workshop have been circulating.
The letter was found pinned to a lamppost and has since become the talk of the town. The romantic, swooning prose has everyone guessing who the "Mystery" might be.
This dashing little accessory has turned the local squirrel population into an impromptu aristocracy. No one knows who made it, but it’s been declared the most fashionable thing in Bridgeport.
Argus insists the small anvil is enchanted and brings him good fortune. It was last seen being carried off by a determined dog.
The flyer advertises a long-forgotten circus troupe that hasn’t performed in decades. Its unnervingly pristine condition has raised eyebrows, as has the eerie note scrawled on the back: "We’ll return soon."
The pampered feline escaped during a garden party, leaving its owner distraught.
Lost: A Singing Goat
By Whom: Farmer Elric ThistlebottomA magically enchanted goat with a penchant for belting out tavern songs went missing from the market square. It was later found serenading patrons outside a pub, with a hat full of coins at its hooves. Some suspect it left intentionally to pursue a career in entertainment.
by Tillerz using MJ
Lost: A Birthday Cake Meant for the captain of the Black Guard
By Whom: Bakery Assistant Lila Sweetroll, Whisk it for a BiscuitA grand, multi-tiered cake vanished en route to the birthday celebration of the Black Guard's Captain. It was later spotted rolling down the docks towards the Fringes district, with a group of mischievous street urchins chasing it like a prized trophy.
by Tillerz using MJ
Found: A Bag of Talking Marbles
By Whom: A confused dockworkerDiscovered in an alley, this bag of enchanted marbles wouldn’t stop giving unsolicited advice. "Don’t step in puddles!" and "You’re late for something, aren’t you?" were among their repeated lines. No one has claimed them yet.
Lost: A Noblewoman’s Left Shoe
By Whom: Lady Priscilla FeatherplumeThe jeweled shoe slipped off during a fancy gala and was later found hanging from the mast of an airship. How it got there remains a mystery, though prank-loving gnomes are suspected.
Found: A Miniature Steam-Powered Teapot
By Whom: A curious child near the marketThis peculiar item whistles songs when it boils and plays a tune while pouring. Its inventor has yet to claim it, but the child’s family swears it’s the most entertaining kitchen gadget they’ve ever had.
by Tillerz using MJ
Lost: A Guide to Seduction
By Whom: A red-faced bardA pocket-sized book titled "Wooing 101: How to Serenade, Charm, and Succeed" was left on a park bench. Found by a group of performers of the Luminary Institute of Performing Arts, it’s since been used as a prop in their comedic skits.
Found: A Clockwork Mouse Army
By Whom: A terrified merchant in the grain warehouseA crate of malfunctioning clockwork mice escaped and was later found "invading" a storage building. The gnomish toymaker responsible promised they weren’t meant to be so aggressive.
by Tillerz using MJ
Lost: A Dwarf’s Beard Extensions
By Whom: Grumli Ironwhisker, a local blacksmithMisplaced during a night at the tavern, the extensions were eventually recovered tangled in a chandelier. Grumli has refused to explain how they got there.
Found: A Fully-Cooked Chicken on the Roof
By Whom: A chimney sweepThis perfectly roasted chicken was discovered perched on the roof of a butcher’s shop. No one knows how it got there, but rumours of an overzealous catapult experiment by Gnome Workshop have been circulating.
Lost: A Love Letter Addressed to “My Dearest Mystery”
By Whom: UnknownThe letter was found pinned to a lamppost and has since become the talk of the town. The romantic, swooning prose has everyone guessing who the "Mystery" might be.
Found: A Squirrel-Sized Top Hat
By Whom: A child playing in the parkThis dashing little accessory has turned the local squirrel population into an impromptu aristocracy. No one knows who made it, but it’s been declared the most fashionable thing in Bridgeport.
Lost: A Merchant’s "Lucky Anvil"
By Whom: Argus Steelgrip, a travelling blacksmithArgus insists the small anvil is enchanted and brings him good fortune. It was last seen being carried off by a determined dog.
Found: A Worn-Out Circus Flyer
By Whom: A dockworker unloading cargoThe flyer advertises a long-forgotten circus troupe that hasn’t performed in decades. Its unnervingly pristine condition has raised eyebrows, as has the eerie note scrawled on the back: "We’ll return soon."
Lost: A Cat Wearing a Necklace of Pearls
By Whom: Lady Penelope FeatherthwaiteThe pampered feline escaped during a garden party, leaving its owner distraught.
by Tillerz using MJ
This is so funny. You've brightened my morning with it, thank you Tillerz! Also, some great ideas for cyphers for Mirintha :)
Thanks!