Dryjog Solramor
Phylactery will get you no where
Mayor Dryjog Solramor (a.k.a. Perpetual *Dick*tator)
Powerful Lich & Mayor of Thornmold in the Shadowfell.
Gone mad from being in the Shadowfell too long and drinking too much from the River Styx
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Slim and Bony
Body Features
Features, ha
Facial Features
Sharp
Identifying Characteristics
Oh you know...
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Not much is known about who Dryjog was before he became the immortal Lich, including Dryjog himself.
Education
Claims he was taught by Asmodeus himself and knows everything ever. However, most don't believe that to be true in the slightest and rightfully so.
Employment
Self-employed
Accomplishments & Achievements
- Wrote "Die and Become Lich" under the moniker "Scolion Shill"
- Wrote "From [ necromancer ] rags to liches", under the moniker "Clifford paddler"
- First Lich to perform surgery with absolutely zero training. Was terribly unsuccessful, but he was still the first Lich to try...
Failures & Embarrassments
- Slapped someone once and didn't call it a "Lich Slap"
Mental Trauma
Gone mad from being in the Shadowfell too long and drinking from the river of Styx
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
To be the greatest Lich that never lived
Likes & Dislikes
Likes:
- Buttercup the Balor
- Chaos
- Being immortal
- Gullible people
Dislikes:
- Severely dislikes Cervaria
- People who like Cervaria
- Walks on the beach
- Failed Assassination Attempts against him
Vices & Personality flaws
- Addicted to the water from the River Styx
- Nosey
- Believes that things would be better if he were a tyrant lording over the land
- Pays any bard he comes across to write songs about him, and to destroy any material they have on Zachres
Personality Quirks
- Only wears one specific color of clothing: black
Relationships
Nicknames & Petnames
"Boney Lass", "Shadowsmell", "Idiot"
Alignment
Chaotic
Current Location
Species
Age
No thank you
Circumstances of Death
Ascension
Spouses
Siblings
Zachres Solramor
(Brother)
Children
Current Residence
Shadowfell
Gender
Non-binary AF
Quotes & Catchphrases
- "Life's a Lich, and then you never die" (followed by a LOT of unwarranted laughter)
- "Dying to see you again..."
- "Phylactery will get you no where"
- "Stop joking around you guys! This is a grave matter. I'm being dead serious."
Related Reports
- ShuShu is Dryjog's phylactery, courtesy of Zachres Solramor
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