It's...Socks?

Look. I had actually gone out of my way to get something nice for the personnel here at the ACF Headquarters— that construction you've been seeing? It was going to be a new entertainment center, thing was gonna have an arcade, theater, library, and more— the works. This would allow personnel on break to relax in ways they previously couldn't without flying home, and probably increase productivity!
Here's the trouble— when I invited personnel to tear down the comically large wrapping paper today, they found nothing but an empty lot and a single pair of socks. It's gone. Millions of dollars went poof— replaced by those godforsaken solstice socks.
Considering our finances, we absolutely cannot afford to rebuild. So, we won't. In protest, the staff at the on-base Agnew Sr.'s are on strike, so the backup plan of giving you all coupons won't work either. So, we're just back to work as usual! Happy holidays.

— Bin Folks, Administrator