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Bleed For Speed

So if I understand correctly— you want to stop going nyoom?
— Saif Mazri, Zoomi CEO
Yes.
— Bin Folks, Administratior
Yes.
— Ash Ngo, APRA Director
Normally I wouldn't help with something so stupid, but I owe Bin a favor. You mentioned some strange eyes on the zoomy? I think I might know what that means! First— Nightona. That's an old testing field we used to use until a few years ago, we had these big plans to open it up to the public but after a particular...incident, we stopped!   Her name was Rashe Ist, but she insisted on everyone calling her "The Raceist," which we did because she was the bestest mechanic in the entire company! She was the fastest of all of us— to a point where her obsession with speed was outright concerning. The car you're currently trapped in was hers, and she planned to make it the fastest thing on earth.   Last we heard from her, she was muttering something about a "speed demon" and "bleeding for speed" repeatedly, it was too scary for her crew, so she was sent home for the night. We found the car gone the next morning, with nothing but red streaks left in its wake! Neither Rashe nor the car has been seen until now. My guess? She wanted to go fast forever, and the only threat to that would be someone dedicated to containing the supernatural— you.
— Saif Mazri, Zoomi CEO
I am going to have an aneurysm. So, this entire thing is happening just because one woman wanted to drive really fast? That's it?! Seriously?
— Bin Folks, Administrator
Going fast forever, without needing to eat, sleep, or drink? This sounds like heaven to me!
— Saif Mazri, Zoomi CEO
We are in a blood car, a car filled with blood. I would very much like to not be inside the blood car.
— Ash Ngo, APRA Director
You just don't appreciate the gift you've been given, but, I am a man of my word! So, the only way to stop a nyyyyoow machine like that is to counteract it with something...god I'm gonna throw up...something slow. Read something boring. Talk about something at length. Play chess. I don't care— and I beg you please do not tell me whatever it is you do, my heart rate cannot go below 120bpm at a minimum!   I'm taking my private jet out there with some of Rashe's former crew, we'll do what we can.
— Saif Mazri, Zoomi CEO
You do realize we are definitely going to have to contain this thing right?
— Ash Ngo, APRA Director
Not if it's too fast for you to catch.
— Saif Mazri, Zoomi CEO
We'll deal with that later— for now, we'll be slow. Any personnel listening, please send in anything slow that you can. Photos of slow animals, slow text, videos, descriptions, whatever you can think of. I want out of this as fast as possible.
— Bin Folks, Administrator
 

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Oct 30, 2022 15:28 by Dani

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