WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE: Politicians Profession in Megacorpolis | World Anvil
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WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE: Politicians

Vote for me, I'm definitely not ruining everything!  
— President G.N. Eric, Last President of the US.
Once the ruling class of nation-states, Politicians are now almost extinct, their purpose fulfilled, and their kind no longer needed by their corporate overlords. Using a myriad of psychological tricks with more resemblance to gas-lighting than anything else, Politicians somehow convinced everyone that they weren't just necessary, but vital and treasured part of the nation they were robbing blind. Corporations still study the techniques used by certain Politicians to get entire groups of people to blindly follow them right to the gates of hell while simultaneously screwing them over at every turn and opportunity.  

Goodnight, Democracy

It had a good run, but you can't trust just anyone to know what's best. That's why we have focus groups now.  
— Albert Weiss, Corporate Historian: 'The Decline of Democracy, the Rise of Corporate-Rule'
  Although Corporations and Politicians had a long and mutually profitable arrangement for decades, where corporations set policy and Politicians sold their souls for campaign financial aid, it couldn't last forever. In the end, the apathy that politicians counted on to keep filling their pockets and running their little shell game came back to bite them.  
by me.me

When the nation-states fell, an event probably incited directly by Politicians, and the world's population fled to the Megacity, Politicians thought they were set. After all, they'd done the corporation's bidding for decades already, no matter what that meant for the suckers voting for them.   There was some early noise from these refugees to create some sort of civil governance, going back to the days of old with voting and democracy, and that's when the hammer fell.   'Politician' as a profession, already about as popular as the scum you wipe off your boot after a trip through the Megacorpolis Sewer System, was promptly outlawed.
  Lobbyists in particular thought they'd be safe, but that turned out to be a pretty fatal underestimation of the Corporations. The lucky ones were jailed or banished off to the Ashlands, while the unlucky ones were caught by their previous constituents or worse.

Voting

An archaic system of deciding governance, 'voting' has been largely phased out of Megacorpolis life when it comes to how the city is run. Despite its importance, the entire was met with increasing apathy and even resentment in the waning years of the 21st century. With The Computer running everything in the Megacity now, things are much more straight-forward.   There's no need to vote, because the Computer is always there. The Computer has it all figured out, and any complaints can be directed to the corporate compliance force, thank you.    
by The Canberra Times
   
Voting was mostly symbolic for several decades anyway, hollowed out by a population that let their politicians get away with murder (sometimes literally) and generally not taking the whole thing very seriously.   Corporate money further diluted the whole system - once it all started pushing in the same direction, that was a wrap.
Most politcians are gone now, lost beneath the crushing boots of time's inevitable march forward. A few old bastard still linger, and the ones left really are the worst of the bunch. There's standing bounties on every one of them, and even the Contrarians are willing to agree with this one.
 


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Jul 22, 2020 17:08 by Chris L

This is wonderful, but a little too close to reality, much like the rest of Megacorpolis. I LOVE IT!


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Jul 23, 2020 08:28

IT's "funny" cuz it's true! :D   Thank you so much for reading and commenting <3


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Jul 22, 2020 17:25 by Morgan Biscup

We are here. Megacorpolis is the future. All hail the great Computer.

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Jul 22, 2020 17:28

Free Java for everyone! :D


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Jul 22, 2020 17:36 by Morgan Biscup

I would vote for Rick. If he holds to those promises that's better than most (all) politicians.

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Jul 22, 2020 22:05 by C. B. Ash

Great Java! It's true!! :D

Jul 22, 2020 23:05

Big if. ;D


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Jul 22, 2020 23:20 by C. B. Ash

If? But, by the Java, it's all so connected! As if part of a grand design! ( https://www.worldanvil.com/w/megacorpolis-qurilion/a/the-metaspiracy-article )   LOL! :D

Jul 22, 2020 23:15

Oh this one is my favorite so far. I also especially do not care for politicians and see them as lying, two-faced, backstabbing... ok you get the point.   Well written, well said, well received!


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Jul 23, 2020 08:29

Haha, I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D   Thank you very much for reading and commenting!


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Jul 23, 2020 01:26 by CoffeeQuills the Coffee Quaffer

Well heck, if the Contrarians are in agreement for it then I'm for it too!

Jul 23, 2020 08:01

*Nobody* likes Politicians. :D


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Jul 24, 2020 12:08 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

That link to Cannibal Appreciation Day... XD   I think the scariest thing about this is that I could see it happening.

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Jul 24, 2020 12:37

Some days, it almost seem preferable :P


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Jan 15, 2021 18:44 by Andrew Belenkiy aka Teyvill Dost

Awesome article as always, cracked me up a lot while I was reading ;)   The only question is, though, why did lobbyists suffer that much? I thought they usually work for the corporations, advancing their interests. I mean, yeah, they'd become obsolete, but that fate, holy cow! ;)

Jan 16, 2021 11:25

Because they became obsolete and an red on the expense sheet with no purpose. Corporations have no loyalty, and boy did the lobbyist find it out. ;)   As always, money and corporate nature as all-consuming predators.


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Apr 22, 2021 12:15 by JRR Jara

Good riddance!!

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Apr 25, 2021 10:24

Who says a dystopia has to be all bad? :)


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