Turn Boat Around #70

You gently, slowly, turn the boat around.
At first it seems to be working. After a few minutes, you hear the soldier snoring.
The idiot has actually fallen asleep? Hah!
Moments later, you realize it’s you that’s been lulled to sleep. The rocking in the boat wasn’t him shift in his sleep—it rocked because the soldier was repositioning himself.

You get hit with an oar.
Your body slowly sinks below the surface of water.

THE END