DVNO

Life's rather boring and dull, depressingly so, what a thought no? Don't you think it's time to spend the rest of your life in the future, where future events such as these will affect you in the future, bringing you to the future and telling them how amazing everything will be?
Don't you want a big shot?

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— DVNO Website Blurb, Hyperlinks included.

DVNO is a rather infamous cable company that has made use of Mana-based technology to provide shows that defy the normal stretch of logic and sanity. Although the creators of it are unknown, DVNO has an interesting-- if not controversial lineup of shows for people to watch.

Culture

DVNO believes in freedom of expression, to an extent anyway. Allowing all sorts of content ranging from somewhat-ordinary to absolute insanity, DVNO essentially takes advantage of the chaotic nature of the world of magic and runs completely rampant with it on their programming. To quote the website:

Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. But why keep it that way? Why keep the future locked into the present, and not the past? Apply directly to the forehead entertainment of all sorts. We have violence, we have sex, we have entertainment of all for all rainbows of gender and species. It will all blend together, it will all merge into beauty. You are beautiful. You are ugly. You are DVNO. You are rich. Obey the Walrus.

As evident, they also have a unique way of words. Their website tends to have an unnatural and absurd form of speech throughout all of it, with an unnatural tendacy for linking various videos throughout the years in their text.

Programs

DVNO has a wide selection of shows available to enjoy. The most noteworthy ones are as follows:

Magic News Network

Acting similar to the style of TV News programs such as FOX news, Magic News Network is considered to be the channel to go to for new developments in the world of magic. From under the sea to the far reaches of the world, even after The Withering, the news is always delivered. Unfortunately, the hosts of the show tend to broadcast absurd details and fake news, to the bewilderment of many.

Slaughterfest

One of the most popular shows on DVNO, Slaughterfest is an arena-based show with extravagent displays of hyper-violence. All of it's contestants enact high levels of brutality towards each other such as ripping their hearts out or decapitation, coming back perfectly fine the day afterward. Needless to say, it's a highly controversial show, due to the amount of blood and guts seen on a weekly basis. Despite efforts to get the show taken off the air, DVNO has refused to listen.

Nightmare.net

Billed as 'a view into a world beyond your worst nightmares', Nightmare.Net is a twenty-four hour broadcast of various nightmares that are gathered through unknown means. Many phobias are on display on this show, which has scarred many for life and haunted others for days.

History

The origins of DVNO remains unknown to the public, for the most part. All that's known is that various flyers and advertisements began to show up on TV and online, asking for people to buy cable boxes belonging to DVNO. The initial popularity of the shows on it, as well as public outcry from the high octane violence shown on Slaughterfest, allowed it to explode in recongnition. To this day, even after The Withering, DVNO remains a popular source of entertainment for those who wish to watch it.

ENJOY LIFE, YOURSELF, AND THE FUTURE THAT IS YOURS NOW

Founding Date

2003

Alternative Names

That weird cable company