Vampire Suburbia

To all uncompromised personnel:
Operation Vampire Suburbia has begun— since some people are apparently on the wrong side here— we need those of you who are still with us to send any reports relevant to the current crisis to Dr. CantBeHypnotized. You'll find the form for doing so here.

Turns out the Agnew Sr.'s golden A protects against their hypnosis, so...go grab their limited time Spicy Spooky Burgers— now available for $5.99!

— Bin Folks, Administrator

That's right, our classic logo protects against the evils of the undead Cul De Sacula! So come on down to your nearest Agnew Sr.'s, where all ACF personnel receive a 15% discount during the Halloween season!

Give our new, limited time Halloween menu a gander— with our Spicy Spooky Burgers topped with ghost peppers and Boo-rbeque sauce, Ghost Fries, Halloween Candy Shake, and Totally Not Human Meat Burgers!

Agnew Sr.'s, I'm Enjoying This.

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