You see? They never break character! This place is great!
After a number of unfortunate events, Cordell wrote up a set of rules and posted them near the entrances to the Spaceport. These bright and friendly posters are considered humorous by most visitors.
These posters set clear guidelines for all visitors.
The poster is posted at all entrances to the Spaceport as well as in restrooms.
While the document is not legally enforceable, it has helped to cut down on some of the unpleasant events.
Most human visitors to the Spaceport see these posters as a delightful joke, proof that the 'Port is working hard to create an immersive environment.