Reunited

I can't believe it. We caught the thing with the classic foreign prince scam. Anyway the fishy creep is contained in an email on a thumbdrive now locked deep within HQ, far from any electronic devices. And my carpet still isn't cleaned. Ekaj seems to be in denial over the whole thing so it's best that all personnel participate in his efforts to pretend as if nothing happened.
— Bin Folks, Administrator

This is a reminder to all personnel, don't click any suspicious links found in your email! Maybe don't click any links in your email, ever. Our security screening will typically remove any potentially dangerous links, but sometimes they can sneak through like electronic rats through cracks in the also electronic wall. Electronically. Be careful, like me! I've never clicked a suspicious link in my life, I'm on an undefeated streak here, be more like your pal Ekaj!
— Ekaj Folks, IT Director