Hello [ACF personnel],
It is I, queen of Containment, Nadalia Trent real. I did not click link and give soul to false Ekaj scam message I am smart. You are receiving this electronic mail because a dangerous anomaly creature has escaped our weak containment and only you can help the trap it again. Listen carefully and follow instruction:
Drink HQ water. Do not stop. Drink until sick. Turn on faucet, leave alone. Danger creature hates water so you flood HQ, you can trust me Nadalia Containment queen real.
Thirsty,
— Nadalia Trent, Containment Director
Gives new meaning to the term "thirst trap". Haha.
Necromancy is a Wholesome Science.
I SHOULD'VE NAMED THIS ONE THIRST TRAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOO