The Butler
Not Hiring. Position Filled
The most difficult job in all seven of the 7 Realms
Despite working for an organization some might consider "dirty," The Butler takes pride in keeping a clean house.
The Butler ensures The Wicked Witch's castle and life run smoothly and effortlessly so she can focus on the dirty business of Wicked Witching. The Butler does this with a sinister ease, a ruthless grace, a calm cool competence, and an eye for detail that is crucial in his line of work. He is meticulous and exacting and is the only one who can calm the Witch as she does not challenge The Butler's rule over the house.
A good butler is hard to find. A butler of Mr. Wolfe's caliber? Near impossible.
she has been known to say.
A smart witch knows the value of one such as Mr. Wolfe. Unless the situation is untoward, I will not disgruntle a gruntled Butler.
Career
Qualifications
- Honesty
- Integrity
- Dedication to domestic peace, stability, and functionality
- Elite domestic services training
Payment & Reimbursement
- generous salary
- hefty bonuses
- hazard pay
- Company Carriage (horses provided and maintained by WW Inc)
Other Benefits
- Full Health
- Full Retirement
- Full use of Employee Health Center, Spa, and Pools
- Full use of Castle Commisary
- Full use of Employee Dining Facilties
Perception
Purpose
Duties to include, but are not limited to:
Act as front door sentinal
Act as intermediary between Witch and family members
Organization, managment, maintenance, and care of the Broom Closet and the new Monkey House
Coordination and scheduling of service contractors including security
Personal valet services
All administrative and accounting
Social Status
Elite
Demographics
There are only a handful of people qualified to fulfill the position of Butler
Type
Domestic Work
Demand
A butler of this caliber is a necessary luxury
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