Auditor report, you're going to want to pass this up the chain pretty quickly.[Redacted] are a species of [Redacted], of the genus [Redacted] and family [Redacted]. It's been recently discovered in [Redacted] of the Hecate Moon Base during an mining accident. [Redacted] is believed to have caused [Redacted] casualties before being contained by corporate security forces belonging to [Redacted]. A secondary report insist that this is nothing but a cover story, and the true origin of the [Redacted] comes from a failed attempt of genetic engineering during a live gene-editing show hosted at YetiCon Day.
Yeah, those fuckers are up to something.
[Redacted] is small and unassuming, but possesses extraordinary physical and chemical properties. When distilled down to its component parts, it produces [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] and [Redacted] that will [Redacted] and probably give Java a run for its money. [Redacted] derived products are currently in an early testing stage, though they're already out among the populace to observe the effects. There are significant concerns about [Redacted] breakouts, which has already occured in Javaville, causing considerable concerns about how [Redacted] interacts with Javamania.
Managed to nab these on my way out, but I don't think I can go back to the moon any time soon.