CONFLICT - Great Potato War

We spent the hour before preparing our PVC potato guns

— Sergeant Slappy

The launching of projectiles only lasted 45 minutes. But the enemy got beemed in the head with more spuds than we did.

The great potato war was the neighborhood skirmish of the century.

The Conflict

Prelude

The old negihborhood kids challenged us to a battle. Little did they know we were prepared.

Battlefield

The field behind MacDonald's.

Conditions

Cloudy with the wind in our favor.

The Engagement

We faced off. It only took them 5 mintues to setup. Their preparations were lacking.

Outcome

They swore to avenge their fallen water balloon launcher.

Aftermath

Eternal rivalry.

Historical Significance

Long term taunting on each side.

Legacy

I'm sure this will last generations.

In Literature

Discord group documentation.

Technological Advancement

PVC potato launchers

Conflict Type

Skirmish

Battlefield Type

Land

Start Date

Jan 21, 2020

Ending Date

Jan 21, 2020

Conflict Result

We won!

Belligerents

Northside BBQ

• ORGANIZATION - CHURCH: Earth Free is the Way to Be!

Led by

• CHARACTER - Bobbub

Southside Dawgs

Strength

Casualties

Objectives

Maps

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  Europe at Night

  We needed a night map to go with the theme, no?
  Image credits: NASA Earth Observatory image by Jesse Allen, using VIIRS Day-Night Band data from the Suomi National Polar-orbiting Partnership. Suomi NPP is the result of a partnership between NASA, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, and the Department of Defense. Caption by Adam Voiland. LINK