Moleman Co.

Buy our products, we aren't molemen!

Moleman Co. is a proud sponsor of several APRA ventures, and are undoubtedly connected to Beyond Park and the mole-god which resides there. All ACF personnel are advised not to bring this up, or make any mention of molemen when dealing with them. This includes public-facing statements and marketing materials.

Marketing & Products

Moleman Co. sells camping and excavation supplies, with nothing particularly odd or anomalous in their catalog. Standard objects such as tents, pickaxes, dynamite, helmets, mining rights to land that's already owned— nobody knows how that works but it seems to be legal— and boots, among a variety of other items. Their products are notably popular with hikers, campers, spelunkers, and they have a line of products for industrial use— supplying excavations around the world with the tools necessary, including ACF operations.
However, Moleman Co. seems to be operating with ulterior motives. Excavation is a religious act for them— and it would seem that they are in search of something deep below the earth. Their corporate income simply funds this pursuit, and allows them to hide the existence of molemen from the world at large. It is believed they run a subterranean city with these funds.

Why hide anymore? Nobody cares about molemen these days, all the conspiracy nuts are going on about lizard people, aliens, and their father's face showing up on toast.
Have you seen how our personnel react to the revelation that molemen are real? They don't care! They tell me, "Bin, I don't care about molemen, I want to hear about why every time I make toast my father's visage looks back at me with disgust. He looks really mad, Bin, you have to help me!"

— Bin Folks, Administrator

Based in

Amsterdam, NL

Scope

International

If you wanted to hide your existence, why name your company "Moleman Co.?"

— Ash Ngo, APRA Director

No comment.

— Noleman North, Moleman Co. CEO