Well, it seems we've arrived at our destination— a remote race track somewhere in Florida, signs seem to indicate that this is the "Nightona International Speedway." Wherever the hell that is. I don't follow racing, and after this I definitely won't be starting. In fact, if any personnel attempt to chat me up about racing when I get back they will be fired. Immediately. I'm going to go insane, we've been driving in circles for the past several hours, there's no one else here besides us and the personnel who tailed us. No racers. No staff. No crowd. Just endless circles in some invisible race!
— Bin Folks, Administrator
From what personnel have been able to discern, the dashboard seems to say "Zoom"— I hate the children over there but we should contact our sponsor Zoomi about this, they may know something. Our communications are still blocked, however, and we'll need personnel to reach out to their Twitter account, which should be...ugh, @Zoomizooms. If you call out their CEO, Saif Mazri, we may be able to get somewhere faster here. Just tell them there's a fast car and they'll be on board, that is literally all it takes with these people.
— Ash Ngo, APRA Director
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