Teruo Lavegas

And every year, on this day, he rides in on that contraption of his, more mechanical horse than anything else, and apologizes to everyone in the village, one after the other. And then he dances. He does this weird interpretive dance, that's part explosion, part race. My girlfriend's into dance a lot, has to be, to properly worship Balalaleima, goddess of Emotional Bonding through Dance, and so she's been taking notes on his dance forms. She's also noticed he wears Nexus-style clothing, and some of his dance mentions buildings in shapes only seen there.

— Heard near the village of Bialala, near Point Sunder, River Province.