Francesca "Hair" Capella

"The first thing anyone notices about me is my hair. I've gotten used to it."
"Sure, tell yourself that sister."
"What?"
"If the boys notice anything above your chin before they notice what precedes you in the room, I'll eat a shoe sandwich."
"Hmm, well, any of my boys who says anything that crude is on penance detail for a while, for sure..."
"Yeah, they learn fast there too. I mean, you're front line, not like my boys." Wanda meant her squad was a heavy weapons squad,mostly supporting such front line units.
"Yeah, we owe your bunch a bunch of beers, for last time."
"Oh, you do? Well we should collect then, shouldn't we?"
"what? What's the hurry..."
"Just carpe diem here, no better time than the present."

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"Hip-hip, hurray!"
"What's the commotion, Corporal?"
"We're happy you're here Sir, and bringing toastable company! This lady here saved my life!"