Playce holdher
Welcome to Albacerarean space, where the Ahmulan enforce the treaties, I am Janitul Angherb , pilot and chief officer of Playce Holder , a fine vessel, a fine vessel indeed.
What, you say I won her at cards! How dare you? You bilge rat, get off my ship!
Oh, wait, you are a paying customer? Never mind then, let us get you where you want to go.