Captain Pigeon

James Pigeon, (a.k.a. "Rubber-man", "Blueberry-flavored Idiot") is an ameboid who has seen way too much Pirates of the Carribean. He wears old 1600s-era pirate captain wear, with loose fitting clothes and a tricorn. His ameboid body is shaped like a human pirate, with a fake scar over one of his eyes and grizzled facial hair. Captain Pigeon found a collection of old dvds from the Relic Ages and decided to try watching them, it turned out to be all 71 Pirates of the Carribean movies, on which he got hooked. He decided to base his entire personality around Captain Jack Sparrow, the main character.

James goes swashbuckling on a spaceship modeled after an old pirate ship, outfitted with the tools needed to traverse the Black, but still very open air. Being an ameboid, he doesn't care much for the vacuum of Space, and tends to act like a normal pirate on the high seas. Captain Pigeon gathers fellow adventure-seeking ameboids who can swashbuckle with him, they call themselves the Swashbucklers.

When asked his opinion on the Warlords, he says "I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly … stupid."