"Oh, this one's flowers are so green!"
"Yes, they are."
"What's this one's story?"
"It was sickly at first, making a very small, pitiful tcha seedling. Hence the name, no one thought it'd live..."
"It's the second largest single tree on the planet."
"Not second largest living thing?"
"No, there are fungal clonal colonies, and banana palm networks that are larger. But those are not, strictly, trees."
"And it's how much bigger than the biggest animal?"
"Twice as big as the biggest animal, maybe half as big as it's parent. And so pretty, look at those vibrant green flowers."