"Welcome Sir, to Friuli, the land of plenty."
"Thank you, and you are?"
"Oh, I'm Voice of Meihomei Ainsley Shoo
"An honour indeed!"
"May I have your name?"
"I am Arraign Dice, I am an theatre actor."
"Sorry, we're all full!"
"A bit of a joke, lots of theatre actors at the state department, you can't have my job."
"Oh, I had no idea, I imagine there's quite a talent requirement to be a Voice of Meihomei, at that."