Dearest [ACF personnel name],
This is Ekaj Folks, captain of IT, emailing you personally for a routine security test. I am not trapped in a cursed email, and do not need you to help or check on my safety. This is a normal routine security test, please click the link attached below and give me your whole credit cards number. Also your soul. It will help me patch holes in our security and keep ACF safe from sinking like doomed ship.
We conduct this test yearly and pick only one of our many personnel to conduct it each time and your work this year impressed so you are choose and will get coupon after you finish the test. This is not suspicious you trust me human Ekaj Folks son of Bin Folks director of the ACF your work in. Click link now please do not ask anyone if they received this email only you did.
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Thank,
— Ekaj Folks, IT Director
The only suspicious thing about this email is that the link was removed. Why don't they want me to get my free gift card?
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