Humans

I don't need to explain what a human is.

You are one.

Basic Information

Anatomy

Look down at yourself.


You now know human anatomy congrats!

Biological Traits

Just look in a mirror or something, I'm not your biology teacher.

Genetics and Reproduction

Ask your mom.

Growth Rate & Stages

One day you progress into your ultimate form and hatch your skeleton.

Ecology and Habitats

No matter what it is, someone will be saying it's too cold, or too hot. Just decide!

Dietary Needs and Habits

Plenty of calcium for the hatching.

Biological Cycle

Monkey ---> Person ---> Skeleton.

Additional Information

Social Structure

Big and confusing.

Domestication

I mean some people are into that.

Uses, Products & Exploitation

Nope, not going there.

Facial characteristics

As flat as a pug.

Geographic Origin and Distribution

We outnumber cows. So everywhere except space.


Oh god, that means there is not enough milk to go around!

Average Intelligence

I plead the 5th.

Perception and Sensory Capabilities

Some people say they can see into the future!

_{I highly doubt it...}

Symbiotic and Parasitic organisms

Pretty sure nothing is alive in my gut after I finished that last run of anti-biotics.

Civilization and Culture

Naming Traditions

Flap your tongue around till something appealing comes out.

Major Organizations

Ew, politics, no, bad.

Beauty Ideals

I wish I met them.

Gender Ideals

I wish I met them.

Courtship Ideals

I wish I met them.

Relationship Ideals

Ow, I think I'll need ointment for this burn.

Average Technological Level

Not nearly high enough. Come on guys, work harder!

Major Language Groups and Dialects

I am as dense as a collapsed star, you think I know?

Common Etiquette Rules

You grab the food with your hands and eat it right?

Common Dress Code

Nah, walk out with no pants on. Assert your dominance kings.

Culture and Cultural Heritage

No matter what I put here, someone will be offended.

Common Customs, Traditions and Rituals

Everybody poops.

Common Taboos

Nobody wants to poop.

History

Here's how it goes.

One guy killed another guy, and I can't pronounce either of their names.

Congrats, you now know all of human history.

Historical Figures

See History section.

Common Myths and Legends

What am I? An anthropologist?

Interspecies Relations and Assumptions

Be nice to your pets. If you don't somebody will be there soon to give you the snip too.

Scientific Name

Homo Sapiens

Origin/Ancestry

Earth

Lifespan

Too Long

Conservation Status

I wish.

Average Height

Too short, or too tall.

Average Weight

I know I weigh as much as a small freight carrier.

Average Length

Ask your mom.

Average Physique

I'm not fat, I'm big boned!

Body Tint, Colouring and Marking

Some people judge you on this. They shouldn't.