Sly Moss
A letter found in the kitchens of the Dwarven Royal Palace.
Toilmonth the 35th, Year 23 of the Century of the Fairies, 15th Cycle.
Stop the alcohol from entering the castle.
Set the charges.
Meet me at the doors of the Royal Suite.
... Tanky Moss
...
Once opened, the reluctantly named Tanky Moss finalised the plan for the overthrowing of the King and Queen. They had painstakingly, over the last five years, replaced all of the servants in the Royal Castle with comrades in preparation for this day. They were going to get rid of the lazy Royal Couple, who only like to drink and play, and set a new king on the throne.
Everything went well.
Until they opened the doors to the Royal Suite and found the royal couple in pools of their own blood. See, they weren't the only ones who were fed up with the Dwarven couple.
A slow clapping came from a dark corner of the room.
The Dark Elves had been communicating with the barrels of alcohol sent to the Royals. But the Dwarves took it lightly and even worse, were incompetent with the tasks they agreed to do. The constant parties were for the connections to increase between the Dark Elves and technologically advanced Dwarves. Yet the Royals kept inviting ridiculous people, thinking they were doing a great job.
"We have a new king ready."
The Royal couple, even worse than being incompetent and careless, were greedy. They asked for a ridiculous reward. And had the gall to threaten the Dark Elves if they didn't comply. The Dark Elves just laughed. They had noticed the people's disgust at the couple and the plan for a rebellion. There was no reason not to kill the uselessly stupid King and Queen of the pathetic Dwarves.
"And now we have someone to pin it on."
On Toilmonth the 36th, the Dwarves awoke to the heads of 'Sly Moss' and 'Tanky Moss' thrown over the Royal Balcony by a 'lost nephew' of the Queen. He had just missed saving his dear Aunt and Uncle but had quelled the rebellion that sought to cause destruction.
On Analysemonth the 12
th, this nephew, Robert Twinnings the 3rd, was crowned new King of Dwarves.
On Analysemonth the 24th, the Castle was finally cleared of all the blood by the completely new staff of castle servants.
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