The Vagabond's Guide to the Storm Coast
Have you ever wanted to get away from it all and visit the Storm Coast? You shouldn't and it's bizarre if you do, but just in case this pocket guide will highlight exactly where you shouldn't go!
Disclaimer:
This guide is not responsible for any abluting, absorbing, asphyxiating, astrogating, beheading, blinding, butchering, cannibalizing, cleaving, choking, consuming, defenestrating, degloving, dischoating, dispersing, draining, drowning, enchanting, enslavement, enthralling, entombing, excising, experimenting, gouging, hanging, haunting, hobbling, hunting, kidnapping, maiming, melting, obliviating, ossifying, possessing, reaving, reifying, transmuting, transubstantiating, or any other form of condition, injury, or death, temporary or permanent, physical or spiritual, that may occur as a result of visiting the Storm Coast or nearby environs. By reading, observing, or considering this guide you waive all rights, mortal and divine, to seek redress from the author or authors of this guide.