Erik Holden, the kind idiot of Maramer

Maramer was a quite town all before Erik Holden started hanging around

He would have been an average man if he wasn't six foot eight and could crush anything he touched with his bare hands

It was said that his father was a giant that make the earth shake were ever he walked

His mother was fair maiden that could make any man melt in her hands

He came one day to Maramer to have some cows for his meal when he saw this beauty from a far

It was love a first sight as beauty tamed the beast and spending their days on the town

From this odd union came a man that could break through walls but was gentle as a mouse

Erik Holden, the kind idiot of Maramer

He had his mother looks and his fathers strength

He was a handsome man, but he was dumb of rock

But he was a kind soul without a bad fiber in his bones

But massive strength couldn't land him a job in Maramer

As a everything he touch broke in his hands

He could tear off doors with just one hand

The only thing that was good at was holding his beer

He ate six meals a day to satisfy his monstrous appetite

He was clueless when all the girls flirted with him

Always thinking that they had food for him

Erik Holden, the kind idiot of Maramer

No one pick a fight with him as he break a man in two

It even landed him a job as a bouncer at the local inn

Though he wouldn't harm a fly the very sight of him could make any trouble maker run away in fear

The innkeeper even built him his own personal room big enough to even suit massive size

Which came with a bed that could fit ten men and a window that a cow could even fit through

Erik Holden, the kind idiot of Maramer

He was the kindest soul that could ever know

He even saved village for bandits one time

When the bandits tried to rob his mother blind

Something in him snapped and he became raging bear

Which no care for his own safety as the ground shacked the closer he came

Those bandits who saw him began shivering in their boot as he let out a monstrous roar

He was escort them out of the village by throwing them across the sky

He may have been an idiot, but he was a hero in the villagers eyes

They gave him free beer for the rest of his life

Erik Holden, the kind idiot of Maramer

No one dared to harm the village when Erik was around

He became the defender that no one thought they needed

He was made a guard and kept a constant watch for trouble

An unlikely hero that would over them for the rest of his days

Protecting the peace when ever he was ever out and about

Erik Holden, the kind idiot of Maramer