Look here, sir. I am a humanitarian and I think it crude and primitive to pit two humans against each other. No matter what rules you impose upon the contest, you are emulating gladiatorial bouts of old. People get hurt, sometimes die. Surely we are better than that?
— Isaac T'Shano, Zombie Boxing promotor
Sometimes called Zomboxing or Stiff-Fights, the practice comes in many variants with generally the same premise: undead are put in a cage or pit with each other to tear each other to pieces for the entertainment of the crowd. At first outlawed, most nations soon came around to exploiting the sport instead both for money and to subdue the populace with entertainment.
Rules
In its most simple incarnation, Zombie Boxing is straight-forward. Two undead are placed in an enclosure together and when the ring bells, ordered to fight. With no concern of injury or fouls, the battles can be spectacularly vicious and the more bloody, the better the crowd tends to like it. There are no rounds and few rules, but most matches last between five and fifteen minutes. A night of fights will have many fights lined up and simply keep going until the night is at an end or there are no more undead left to do the fighting.
The teams around the undead who fight are small and consist of a controller and a Nekrocanics.
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Controller is the one who issue command to the undead from the side of the ring, telling them when to duck and when to strike whenever the undead is not acting on its own accord. Controller like to claim that it is they who make the difference between victory and defeat, but it is questionable how much they actually affect the fight. More of then than not, they are merely the owner of the fighting dead.
Nekrocanics are what could be loosely called a ring-side physician and could less charitably be called zombie repairmen. They stew together ripped flesh, reattached limbs that have fallen off and so on.
The common form of Zombie Boxing see the zombies batter each other with their hands though biting is permitted and frequent. If a match runs on too long, it is customary to begin dumping more damaging implements into the ring for the undead to use at their controllers urging, such as hacking blades or baseball bats.
Variants
Even though Zombie Boxing is a new sport in itself, it has not taken long for variants to the basic concept to emerge with varying degrees of popularity.
Man Versus Corpse
The most common variant is to replace one of the fighters with an actual human. As the living tend to be quicker and more agile than the dead, these often become endurance matches with the undead becoming punching bags for the more skilled, living fighter to show off spectacular techniques and attacks on. On occasion, two or more undead will be set up to fight a living. Fatalities do happen, but the element of danger make it all the more popular.
Ever since the Kelban Tournament, muzzled have been tightly attached to any Stiff put up to fight against a human.
Chaos
The matches known only as Chaos take places on much larger arenas, such as a football field. Teams of undead are thrown against each other, often with melee weapons and the carnage can be spectacular.
There is no end to the ways that Necromancy has reinvented the world and sports is no exception. From Zombie Racing to Stiff Skeet-Shooting, the dead find their way into all manners of sports for the masses to enjoy.
Not all are quite so bloody and gruesome - but when you have a contestant whose health is no concern, many figure "why not?"
You're not wrong. This is going to be hard to outdo. I really like this more concise format, it's nice and... dare I say... punchy? What other crazy silly things do the dead get used for since they're so common?
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There's absolutely some fun things there: like I mention at the bottom, zombie racing or zombie skeet-shooting... I might definitely write a few of those during WorldEmber :D
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