Bea Bea Gronkeschmere Inquisildrow
Bea Bea Gronkeschmere Inquisildrow
Biological parent of Flout Brattlebee
Fancying the fictional idea that she carried more Night Hag blood in her veins than Forest Gnome, Bea Bea studied long-since-defunct tomes about an old prestige class of seeming magic wielders called The Void Disciples, too lazy to think through the notion that the night and the void were separate entities. Her lack of conviction in completing just about anything saw to it that Bea Bea always looked the part of a dark, brooding witch, but if there was ever a day when she gave up her egg frittatas and foot creams, it was a day without match. To maintain the meager cultural illusion, if even to herself, she'd swipe blank, back-alley scrolls and yank locks of hair from passers-by claiming she'd just cursed them with a delayed Power Word Pain spell, thereby extorting as she saw fit in exchange for removing the "spell."
Bea Bea died in an accident when she embellished her rhetoric and ad-libbed her way into a spell-like, polysyllabic, vocal combination that mimicked a Void Disciple's Moment of Clarity ability. As such, she unwittingly bestowed on a Doppelganger in gnomish form the skill of a great actor. The Doppelganger assumed a brighter version of her likeness and convinced the townsfolk to stone Bea Bea to death as an evil version of herself sent from The Nine Hells.
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