The Critosmos

The Earth is not a sphere. It is neither flat, nor on the back of elephants on a turtle. No, The world is now shaped like a pencil, and rests calmly in the spatial pencil case, with the other planets being of course the holy Eraser, and the evil cosmic spirit named Sharpener, whose only goal is to eat worlds away. The stars are holes in the pencil case, created during the genesis by the Ancient calipers.   Let's all gather and worship the Holy 0.7mm Pencil, for he is the bringer of life and the builder of worlds.   Let's all pray for his holy guidance, and welcome the pilgrims who came to show their faith in front of the holy relics that were drawn by the Holy 0.7mm.