Lob

A odd thing this one is. 'It' is some sort of pet they seem to be so fond of. What may seem to be a simple cotton candy colored lobster is actually a deadly killer with surprise, do not be fooled like I was (an impressive feat I admit). Next to nothing is known about this thing but for some strange reason it knows more than it would seem. It can speak languages some scholars wouldn't even learn in their lives. This thing is truly a mystery, even for a being such as I.

The Lobster Guide:  Blue Lobster was an engineer but he felled onto a curse unicycle. You must manually Blue Lobster and it takes 1-4 hour of downtime like a lego set and it has instructions inside it's body. He was in every war riding only a unicycle and rammed his foes down.