MOVID-16 (Moh-vid-six-teen)
MOVID-16 (also known as the moronavirus disease) is disease that was first discovered in P816. It affects many species, and is spread through stupidity.
Transmission & Vectors
MOVID-16 is transmitted through stupidity. If you are around someone acting stupid, you are likely to catch it. If you are infected with MOVID-16, you can stop transmission by not being stupid. Ways of not being stupid whilst contagious include:
Wearing a barrier across whatever body part you use for breathing, if possible.
Keeping as far away from others as possible, if possible.
Wash yourself, especially anything you use to touch things, if possible.
Catching any involuntary excretions made by your body in a tissue. (NOTE: The number of people shitting and pissing into tissues has INCREASED the cases of moronavirus. Please shit and piss in the TOILET)
Causes
MOVID-16's original cause is unknown, but it is strongly believed that someone did something so stupid, the stupidity started to spread.
Symptoms
Symptoms of MOVID-16 include:
Stupidity.
Coughing.
Sneezing.
Increased slime production.
Shortness of breath.
Fever.
Stupidity.
Forgetting things.
Repeating things because you've forgotten them
Stupodity.
Misspelling common words.
Treatment
MOVID-16 can be treated by listening to scientists talking about MOVID-16 and how it is spread. Unfortunately, we have to recommend that you don't listen to these scientists and wait until we achieve herd immunity, even if it kills half the population. Also, there is a vaccine, which we recommend you get, but we're not going to provide access to the vaccine because we don't want you to get vaccinated, we want herd immunity.
Prognosis
A lot of people with MOVID-16 have died due to stupidly doing deadly things. I can't remember what these things are, though, but I think my boss gave me a list somewhere.
Sequela
Hey... Hey, Galactipedia, what's the meaning of 'sequela'?
OK, Hey, Galactipedia, are the pathological conditions resulting from MOVID-16? Which conditions become more acute or likely after contracting MOVID-16?
Woah... That's a lot.
Affected Groups
Evrywon
Hosts & Carriers
Unown
Prevention
Oh wait, the vaccine stuff probably goes in here. There's a vaccine.
Epidemiology
Uh... Not shure what that meens...
History
Kan't find it in this paypuh
Cultural Reception
Bad. Very bad. Peepul don't like it
Type
Viral
Origin
Alien
Cycle
Short-term
Rarity
Common
Affected Species
- Ciorheta
- Clorilu
- Taavophyn
- Napaki
- Yamuto
- Dalesar
- Trastask
- Malorda
- Greartian
- Lerlyguing
- Hullin
- Eulun
- Reame
- Thebio
- Hungren
- Mizlar
- Cubo
- Shilians
- Caphod
- Verlan
- Xiduk
- Deace
- Irikan
- Yeni
- Gkigh
- Lomtras
- Blulech
- Sounus
- Tregule
- Tantalla
- Nunal
- Sinait
- Ogotan
- Jirefy
- Geildi
- Orni
- Ork
- Bierrbereies
- Devi
- Klin
- Miskaton
- Maleta
- Aexiyoe
- Gantz
- Humans
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