Excerpt from a Gnomish Cook Book: Cucumber Yoguhrt
This is the recipe for Cucumber Yoghurt by Yemorn Wilser, taken from his famous recipe book "Big or small, short or tall: Delicious Gnomish recipies". It has made Cucumber Yoghurt the Gnomes signature meals.
Purpose
The book was supposed to spread the most delicious gnome recipes through the world. Still, actually Yemorn simply hoped to make some money off of it. In the end it worked out for him, as he was able to open up one of Enag's most successful taverns.
Document Structure
Clauses
Recipes seem to appear in a random order, apparently as they came to the author.
Historical Details
Public Reaction
The public loved the book, it was full of traditional gnomish cuisine that was simply delicious, yet at the same time simple, as Yemorn came from a poor family.
Excerpt from a Gnomish Cook Book: Cucumber Yoguhrt
Ingredients:
2 pounds of yoghurt
1 unpeeled cucumber
1 clove of garlic
A few tablespoons Vinegar and Oil
If possible salt
First of all you have to grate the cucumber. Afterwards, try to press most of the fluids out of the cucumber, and try the same with the yoghurt. Once they are dry, add oil, vinegar and salt (if any is available). The amount is really up to your taste. Mix it, it should be fairly firm, as the vinegar and oil will provide more than enough moisture over time. If it is winter, let it soak for a few hours, that way it will taste even better. Serve with any kind of bread or cooked meat, preferably both. This portion should be enough for 8 gnomes or 4 taller humanoids.
Hint: Make sure that your significant other eats some as well, otherwise they probably won't kiss you for the next few days. Also make sure they are no vampire, that would make it even worse.
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