Tsu Vorboccioni
Count Tsu Vorboccioni (a.k.a. Khun Lakhia)
VNY's notes:
5 Nelona
12730
Mental characteristics
Personal history
When Lord Danar Vorpadaran needed discreet transport for himself and some Rebel Alliance allies, his cousin Ivan Vorpatril knew just the right ne'er-do-well: Khun Lakhia, a Wroonian smuggler with a successful record despite the moderate bounty on his ship. He flew a modified yacht called the Private Dancer and he specialized in smallish loads.
When Themian Vorhejeron challenged putative Baron's Heir Danar Vorpadaran to a formal duel, it was the brilliant teamwork of Khun and Danar that put "feather clubs" on the weapon choice table.
When disguises were necessary to attend the prenuptial festivities for Mira Vorzaz and Victor Vorkerellin in Mennaa, the capital of Mrlsst, Khun gave Danar his very first lessons on creating a cover identity -- which was the origin of Vance Kerplocken, Scourge of the Spaceways.
When a nightmare of a Galactic Imperial fleet, with a Super Star Destroyer at its core and uncountable vehicular weapons spreading out across the star system, tried to stop the Private Dancer from escaping with critical information for the Rebel Alliance, Khun plotted a survival route that passed his damaged ship in a slingshot maneuver so close to the system's primary that the phrase "Three degrees of safety!" has been thrown around the Tapani Sector ever since as slang for "highly calculated extreme risk".
Khuuuuuuuuuuuun! I can see the hyperdrive, Khun! It's gone, Khun!
Some things about practiced smuggler Khun Lakhia turned out to not be true.
- His name was not, in fact, Khun Lakhia.
- He was not a carefree smuggler.
- He did not acquire the money for acquiring the Private Dancer (and, possibly, the ship itself) via criminal dealings.
- Bounty Hunter Jangir Toth was not, in fact, trying to kill this man over an unsatisfactory deal with a Hutt.
- He was not, in fact, Wroonian at all.
Fully human twentyish young man Tsu was the only family member to escape a House Vormecetti attack. To give himself a chance to live, Tsu -- who had fled in his personal yacht, with almost nothing but the clothes on his back -- changed all possible identification on his vessel and faked its theft, then used his college drama club skills to change his physical appearance enough to get more professional help with a more intensive disguise.
Social
Contacts & Relations
So many quotes; so little time
Vorboccioni: Why did you offer a Reaver your medpack?
Eleni: It seemed like a good way to say 'hello'.
What're you doing this entire time, sneaky bastard?
Yeager and Star Destroyer, sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
Vanya: Why was this plan discarded?
Khun: Because no plan survives contact ... with the party.
Khuuuuuuuuuuuun! I can see the hyperdrive, Khun! It's gone, Khun!
Vanya: Izzat turbulence?
Tsu: It's actually "Khuniance". It's like "turbulence" but a bit different.
Tsu: I am Tsu Vorboccioni. "Khun" is what my friends call me.
Vanya: We usually add, "ya big stuuuud!"
Eleni: And/or: "What did you do now?"
Warmaster Lauren Yoesh: {blink blink}
Vanya: So the long version of that nickname would be, "Khun, ya big stud, what the hell did you do NOW?" But we usually just stick with "Khun".
Tsu: I'm looking at you because you have a holoprojector.
Yeager: Oooo oooo ooo!
You have to remember when you ask Vorboccioni for something: he's a Vor genie!
Tsu: I know how the Station Master's memory is ... gets distracted by ... Benjamins?
Eleni: ... "Benjamins"?
Danar: Benjamin Vordollas ... {gives history}
What you don't understand is, I have a Force Ability. It's called "Gun Goes Boom".
Khun: Do you mind if I do the landing this time?
Eleni: {upset} We're LANDING?!?
Eleni: {in The Voice} STOP, and show yourself!
invisible guy: {in The Voice} NO. {runs}
Khun: {stuns the crap out of invisible guy}
Khun: {deep voice} YES!
Tsu: I'm going to do a KitKat Patent Pending Sensor Scan!
Yeager's player: Noooo!
Eleni's player: A what?
Vanya's player: That's where the sensor scan goes PIIIIIIIIING, because every time KitKat rolls that particular kind of sensor scan, he rolls a ONE.
WookieeGunner: {rolls}
Vanya's player: JUST LIKE THAT! {points}
Yeager's player: {sweeps all clone figures flat with one hand}
GM: Wait! Wait! I have to roll first!
Khun: Is everything ok in there?
Yeager: No!
Eleni: No?
Vanya: Hell, no!
Danar: {hangs over lava pit} No, no, not particularly.
Burner: {cough} I'm having fun.
You light up his life
He gives you holes
{the hell-walrus fires}
Yeager: That one's GOT TO GO
Eleni and Khun: {simultaneously} Working on it.
VN Ysadora: And I don't think "Count Lod Vorzorad" is a keen idea, either!
Count Vorboccioni: {giggles maniacally}
In honor of Capital Season, we have two pitchers of drinks: blue and red!
Vorboccioni: {holds up manacles to cameras} And THIS is how VORMECETTI treats those who believe in the rights of sentients!
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