Caliper

First campaign appearance: Shards of Honor 40.0 "Tales from the Cantina: Enemy Squared"

Darth Caliper (a.k.a. "Darth Tool")

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Dead, then dead again, then tried to stuff his spirit into a Sith Holocron but got shunted instead into some weird not-exactly-obsidian stuff which reformed into an inert two foot tall statue shaped like Caliper's self-image. Rest in oblivion, Darth Tool.

Body Features

a large half-man, half spider, terminator type thing with a British accent

— Eleni Benacor, Enemy Squared: Eleni Benacor

Identifying Characteristics

He was some kind of near-human who modified himself with cybernetics to be a drider.

Drider.

As in, legs and thorax and body and all the parts of an arachnid except the HEAD, which was replaced with the torso and upper arms and head of a NEAR HUMAN.

Also, we were pretty sure that most of the organic parts were false add-ons, that the "real person" resided more in the cybernetics than in the squishy portions.

I dunno if this guy watched too much Jedi Quest or what.

Special abilities

... Cyber-Drider man, Cyber-Drider man, does whatever a spider-shaped droid person with Sith Powers can....

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

Dreamt of making a bunch of minion-Driders slave circuited to his central processor, I think, and then using modern Outlaw Tech inventions and Matres genetic shenanigans to, I dunno, Do Bad Things while betraying the experts who helped him develop new Bad Ideas of Badness.

Social

Speech

Vanya - "Darth 'Caliper', like the tool?"
Darth Caliper, in an annoyed voice - "Yes."
Darth Caliper, still in an annoyed voice - "I can’t change it. It's tradition."

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- database entry updated Satunda
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Current Location

Pavia III

Circumstances of Death

Tales from the Cantina: Enemy Squared

Current Residence

a little statue of himself that was previously a chunk of obsidian-like stuff

Eyes

multi-faceted red

Hair

white

Skin Tone/Pigmentation

artificially black with greenish undertone