Old Man Jenkins' Hips
Aaah, I see you too are after my hips huh... well you ain't getting them! Get out of my farm!
Old Man Jenkins is a grumpy grandpa with a shit personality. He is reputed for his mean comments and insults, and local legend has it no one has ever heard the man be kind. This bad trait is paired with the fact Old Man Jenkins is incapable of telling a lie, making his insults all the more hurtful as people can be assured he is always telling the truth.
His Hips Don't LieAfflicted with a unique condition, Old Man Jenkins seems to be unable to lie. The origin of this ailment has been traced back to his magical hips. Surprisingly, he was not born with these Hips. Rather, they were passed on to him following the death of the previous Old Man Jenkins', for unknown reasons.
Wait. Old Man Jenkins is a title?
Yep! Carried by the owner of the Hips, Old Man Jenkins is an honorific title transmitted to whoever the Hips elect as their current owner. Who the Hips choose and why, is a mystery no one holds the answer to. All they know is that whoever gets them, becomes Old Man Jenkins.
You might ask yourselves, why do I refer to Old Man Jenkin's as a single entity, when its actually a title passed on from one person to another? Well, you see...
Serums of TruthOld Man Jenkin's hips are a coveted ingredient for amateur cultists and the like. They hunt the Old Man, carrier of hips, try to capture him and murder him so they may steal his hips.
Truth Serum Ingredients
- Old Man Jenkins' Hips
- 4 cloves of garlic
- Zucchini, aubergine (organic)
- Soup prepared with love
- Pretty flowers (as much as wanted)
- Blue die (to make the potion look cool)
- Old fashioned glass vials
- A big cauldron to make the potion
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