Stewart Princely

Stewart Stanley Princely (a.k.a. Stew, Stewie, Stan, Stanley)

Stewart Princely is an Introductory Intern at W.I.L.L.O.W.I.S.P.. One of the Junior Sprouts, he assists Base Operatives around the office when school is out.   At fourteen years old, his wish finally came true; he was appointed to go out into the field under his hero Someone Elsewood and partner OBLIGATORY ASSOCIATE Constance Harbor (much to their dismay).

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Though very youthful in appearence, Stewart is older than he appears. At fourteen years of age, when pressed, he can pass for a 10 to 12 year old. He is rather on the shorter side for males, and his voice is quite light in tone. He has no evidence of facial hair, and he presents a very innocent, cheery persona. His tendencies and interests are more childlike as well.

Apparel & Accessories

In admiration of Someone Elsewood's signature way of never foregoing his dark green necktie, Stewart aimed for a similar trait. The lad usually wears a collared shirt with an over-vest and a red bowtie. Around Christmas, he gives his style a festive theme by donning an ugly sweater vest with a present bow for a tie.

Personality Characteristics


The primary drive for Stewart is his complete infatuation with Someone Elsewood. The lad takes it upon himself to study everything he can learn about his favorite agent. He excelled in all classes and trainings with the internal goal of becoming just like his hero.   While he may be considered just as crazy, the personalities of these two could not be more different. Stewart is super friendly and is not afraid to geek out and fanboy over people right in front of their face. He doesn't hesitate to shower you with compliments, even if some of them could be considered creepy...   Someone, on the other hand, attempts to keep it cool at all times and admits no attachment to anybody. Gaining a sincere, unsarcastic compliment from him is harder than pulling a crocodile's backmost teeth.

Personality Quirks

Stewart consistently goes off on tangents when he gets excited. His voice tends to crack and become high-pitched when he is gleeful.   Stewart makes it a point to study trivia on people and reveal that he knows the strangest, most uncomforting and embarrassing facts at the worst possible times. He then carries on with whatever activities he was doing as if it is no big deal to him or it was never mentioned.

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Commander McCox Gives Newbies the Rundown:   Stewart Princely is quite the character. He is OBSESSED with Elsewood for whatever reason... Kinda like I was obsessed with this band back in my highschool days. I collected their posters, knew each of their middle names, exact height, shoe size... everything. Too bad they broke up. They were the best. I don't even remember their names now. It was so long ago... Well, I do remember, but if I tell you, I'll be dating myself so I might as well be quiet. Not that I'm old or anything. I'm not too old. Depending on how old you are, I could probably be your dad but NOT your grandfather. You get me? Unless you are maybe fourteen? Like Stewart.   Oh. Wait... we were talking about Stewart, weren't we?   That kid annoys the mess out of Elsewood. I wouldn't admit it in front of him, but I think deserves this. He acts up a fool all the time. He's crazy as heck. I told you he was crazy, right?? I feel a bit sorry for sticking Constance with him, but I kinda like Elsewood, and I could tell Constance would do him some good. So will Stewart, I bet. Having an annoying little kid around for the holidays might be just what he needs. Plus, if anyone can handle it, it's him.   ...not to mention, if I didn't get that kid out of the office, he would have been talking my ear off, going on tangents about memes and such...   You know something funny? I heard people say I go on random tangents. Please! I don't go on tangents. You know that, right? That's ridiculous to think. Ridiculous like this frozen pizza I got the other day. You know it had the nerve to have pickles, peanut butter, pepperoni, pinapples, peppers, and popcorn?! On the pizza. Already. In the box frozen. At least pop the popcorn separately. I mean, come on, man. The popcorn... Once you bake it, will it really still be popcorn? It's gonna get all soggy and... hey!? Where are you going?!  
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Dark brown/black, wide
Dark brown, combed over, gelled,
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
creamy white
5' 3"
100 lbs
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