Someone Elsewood
Names are unimportant.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Someone is very fit, agile, and energetic.
Body Features
Someone is tall and slender.
Identifying Characteristics
One of the most notable features about Someone are his deep malachite eyes. He also has a signature maniacal laugh.
Special abilities
All of them.-Someone Elsewood
Apparel & Accessories
Someone is a snazzy but eccentric dresser. He often wears sleek black suit with victorian-style coattails and shiny black monkstrap shoes. Other times, he wears a traditional suit, a double-breasted suit, or even a tuxedo. No matter the outfit, as long as the shirt has buttons and a collar, he never forgoes his signature green tie.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
The past is the past. It's all burned to ash. Unimportant.Someone does not reveal much about himself to anyone. His true identity is unknown. He only goes by the name "Someone". Often, he adds pseudo-surname "Elsewood". There are no records of him found in any country's government database. His fingerprints and DNA are both unregistered.-Someone Elsewood
Education
I don't know, but he's smarter than everybody I've ever met!Despite the fact that Someone has no academic records, he possesses an incredibly impresssive IQ score. He also has the ability to bring to memory almost everything he has ever read; often down to the chapter, article, and page number. In addition to these things, his expansive vocabulary includes not just English words, but also words in several different languages. He can hold comprehensive conversations with native speakers with convincing dialect and accent. His overall intelligence is superior, although he often behaves in a strange manner and faces problems with unconventional tactics. Many think him crazy, but his solutions usually prove useful in the end.
Employment
W.I.L.L.O.W.I.S.P. agent, Raven, Elite Espionage.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Everything.Since being a part of the W.I.L.L.O.W.I.S.P. agency, he has passed every test and accomplished every mission he has been assigned to.-Someone Elsewood
Failures & Embarrassments
What are those?-Someone Elsewood
Mental Trauma
......it's unimportant.Many speculate that Someone avoids having personal conversations about his past because it may include traumatic experiences. This has not been confirmed.-Someone Elsewood
Morality & Philosophy
Someone is a very unpredictable person, but he seems always to work on the side of "good". He can sometimes be heard quoting scriptures.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Someone is a completely random character. He openly admits his carefree attitude and does as he pleases. He is somewhat egotistical yet does not place much value in what others think of him. He also claims that he does not become emotionally attached to anyone. He gains satisfaction in successfully completing his assigned duties.
Likes & Dislikes
Someone likes to act crazy and be himself which often annoys people, something he seems to get a kick out of. He mostly dislikes people who try to pry into his personal life. He likes to work alone and completely dislikes the idea of a partner. When forced to work with another agent, he refers to them as his "OBLIGATORY ASSOCIATE".
Personality Quirks
This guy is crazy.His suave persona as a raven can quickly be forgotten once he unleashes his crazy (and most times annoying) carefree side. Even when working with another agent, he often reverts to solo-mode as if his help is actually just an additional obstacle.-Constance Harbor,partnerOBLIGATORY ASSOCIATE
Social
Speech
Someone normally speaks in a British accent which leads many to believe that he is a native of England.
Wealth & Financial state
Someone is believed to have come from a wealthy family, although there are other speculations that he was a poor orphan. Nevertheless, he is extremely wealthy now as an Elite Espionage W.I.L.L.O.W.I.S.P. agent; one of the highest paid positions at the organization.
Commander McCox Gives Newbies the Rundown: Someone Elsewood. Yep. That’s his name… Well, probably not, but that’s what everybody calls him. He never tells anybody his real name because he’s basically crazy. You have GOT to meet him, though. He is crazy as heck but he is the best agent on the force. The absolute best. Hands down. You might want to talk to him… won’t guarantee you’ll gain anything from the conversation because he is crazy, but it’s worth a shot to at least say hi. He’s crazy though, so be warned. He has some very unconventional approaches to his missions, and he refuses to work with a partner, but he always gets the job done-- even if he only narrowly escapes with his life. Did I tell you that he’s crazy? I mentioned he was crazy, right?
Current Status
Acting crazy
Species
Age
"Unimportant"
Date of Birth
"Unimportant"
Circumstances of Birth
"Unimportant"
Birthplace
London? [unconfirmed]
Children
Gender
male
Eyes
deep malachite green, almost black
Hair
medium length, slick, black
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
fair (white)
Height
6'2"
Weight
140 lbs
Quotes & Catchphrases
It's unimportant.[...not sure if that's a catchphrase, but I guess it counts because he says it a lot]-Someone Elsewood
Catchphrases are unimportant.[...thanks for clarifying...?]-Someone Elsewood
Owned Vehicles
Aligned Organization
Related Plots
How can you not like Someone who is named Someone? And has the confidence of a lion, and tells you how unimportant you and everything is? He seems like a good guy on a mission. Must say though, very well written! This feels like a personal act/file in a file cabinet when read.
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